Rice Parties!
To conduct a rice party you need:
- rice...lots of it
- a swimming pool...without water
- rice pudding
- hoses...with water..warm water
- night time
- lights...lots of them
- a cat
- an orange spoon....maybe a fork if no other option is available
- a spice girl
- an old man that never stops walking in any of his free time...which is 33 hours a day
- a weed eater
- a hair dryer
- a volley ball quart full of oatmeal
What to wear:
- a white t-shirt
- pickels
- formal dresses...under the white t-shirt
- sexy night wear under the formal dress...all genders included...and genderless people
- big earings
- bear feet..yes B-E-A-R
- a purple sock for each person attending...to be worn on their
left ear...must be the left one...right is wrong..right is not left nor can it act like left...the only exception is for someone who doesn't have a left ear..then they have to tape it to their nose
- a parrot
- a red and orange polk-a-doted headband with alagator teeth attached...you must fetch these on your own
- fake tatoos
- all blue make-up
- protective eyewear
Rice parties are great fun...if you have EVERYTHING on your list...nothing discluded or else the rice party police will come and confiscate all your rice and rice pudding, which would ruin your party...not to mention waste lots of yummy scrudidlyumtious rice.
Enjoy your rice party!
And remember to have a designated driver