My online nick is Umberlee TBQ.  The name comes from an Advance Dungeons and
Dragons goddess.  She is the lesser power of the abyss and is feared by all sailors
of Forgotten Realms.  She is also known as the bitch queen for her mean spirited
temper.
  I took on this name because I am truely the bitch queen of the small town where
I reside.  I am said to be 51% sweet heart and 49% bitch so don't piss me off..:)
  
AGE: Nonya  (older than dirt....hehehe)

SEX: Female

HOME STATE: California

HISTORY: I am the third of four children in my family.  I have two older brothers
     and a younger sister.  I was born in a small town in California, moved to
     Texas when I was 12 and then to South Carolina, where I now reside, when I
     was 15.

MARRITAL STATUS:  Married.  

CHILDREN:  Yes.  I have two little girls.  Belle is my oldest and Catt is my youngest.

OCCUPATION:  Home maker.  This title just means I am a teacher, maid, cook,
     baker, hairdresser, etc.  I take care of my family.  It's an endless job
     that requires alot of patience.  It's hard, but worth it in the long run.

INTERESTS:  Anything that involves my family, reading, and gaining information
     about famous ship wrecks.

HOBBIES:  Playing, teaching, coloring, and over all spending time with the kids.
     I also collect nick nacks, write poetry, and chat.
     I play Ultima Online endlessly...(o:  Mortania is my UO nickname  (o:  
     If you see me, say HI

FAVORITE ACTORS:  Brad Pitt and Keanu Reeves

FAVORITE ACTRESSES: Sandra Bullock and Demi Moore

ALL TIME FAVORITE MOVIE: Titanic

FAVORITE MOVIES: While You Were Sleeping and A Walk In The Clouds

FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE: Beauty and The Beast




   


                 Santa Monica 
                 Savage Garden

In Santa Monica, in the winter time,
The lazy streets ao undemanding
I walk in to the crowd
In Santa Monica, you get your 
coffee from
The coolest places on the
promenade
Where people dress just so
Beauty so unavoidable, everywhere
you turn
It's there
I sit and wounder what and I 
doing here?

But on the telephone line I 
am anyone 
I am anything I want to be
I could be a super model or
Norman Mailer
And you wouldn't know the 
difference
Or would you?

In Santa Monica, all the people got
modern names 
Like James or Mandy
And modern bodies too
In Santa Monica, on the boulevard,
You'll have to dodge those
in-line skaters
Or they'll knowck you down
I've never felt so lonely, 
Never wanted something more
than this
But on the telephone line I
am anyone
I am anything I want to be
I could be a super model or 
Norman Mailer
And you wouldn't know
the difference
On the telephone line, I am 
any height
I am any age I want to be
I could be a caped crusader, or 
space invader
And you wouldn't know 
the difference
Or would you?