I wrote a song, lyrics and all. Download it and do me a favour, it's in RealAudio format. It's called Standing Up Lean, an acoustic pop thingy. It was recorded at Ant's house, he did the vocals, the guitars and everything else, I played the drums (I suck, I'm a drummer, I pick up scraps, give me rotten fish and a break, please), he also came up with the brilliant idea of violins. Please email him and tell him it's a bad idea. You can email me too. I promise that I read all my mails. Just like the President, Santa Claus and Jesus Christ, whose postal addresses I have misplaced. And I assure you that I'm better than all 3 of them at responding.