After church the preacher says to him, "I noticed your face while I was preaching, and I'd just like to know what I could possibly say that made you so mad and then happy again."

The man thinks for a moment. "Well," he says, "you were preaching on the 10 commandments. First you said, 'Thou shalt not steal,' and that made me think of my favorite coat that's been missing. Surely somebody stole that coat! That made me mad just thinking about it."

"Then you got to 'Thou shalt not kill' and that made me madder because I really would like to kill the jerk that stole my coat."

"Then," the man says, "you got to 'Thou shalt not commit adultery.' That's the one that made me smile because I just realized where I left my coat!"