Another guy says, "What's that?" The first guy says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy."
Another one says, "My name is Gary, and I am a DINK."
A girl asks, "What's that?"
He says, "That means I am a Double Income, No Kids."
A lady says, "That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE."
Larry says, "A wife? What's a wife?"
She says, "That means, 'Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc."