People have been to this part o' my webpages. Wow.

This is the part of webpage that I recently came up with during my bout with mono. I was watching many movies, usually one hour at a time before I had to take a nap, but I digress. I decided to come up with a rating system of movies and actors (when I say the word actors I mean both male and female, I never liked the term actress). So, without further delay, my reviews... please, feel free to agree or disagree on any of these ratings, very few of them are final since most of them were made while I had a fever.

ACTORS
Only actors who have fourteen points or more to be on the list... sorry, them's the breaks...


James Earl Jones - 26
Harrison Ford - 25
Carrie Fisher - 20
Tom Hanks - 20
Mark Hamill - 20
Yoda - 20
Leonardo DiCaprio - 18
Orson Welles - 18
Harvey Kietel - 16
Tim Roth - 16
Robin Wright-Penn - 16
Christopher Walken - 15
Johnny Depp - 14
Quentin Tarentino - 14

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MOVIES
(in alphabetical order by rank)

Best
Citizen Kane
Wonderful
Forrest Gump
Star Wars: A New Hope
Trainspotting
Great
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Basketball Diaries
Clockwork Orange
North By Northwest
Philadelphia
Princess Bride
Pulp Fiction
Rebel Without a Cause
Resevoir Dogs
Scarface (1932)
Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Touch of Evil
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
Good
Chasing Amy
Friday
Nick of Time
Decent

Blight upon the face of the world
Titanic



You wondering who got what grade in what movie? Probably not, but just in case you is... Oh, if the name is underlined then I can only remember the charector's name, if there is a question mark then I can only remember the person's last name... it's hard to do this from memory when you have a fever...


Touch of Evil
Orson Welles - 8
Charlton Heston - 4

Titanic
Kate Winslet - 0
Leonardo Dicaprio - 0

Basketball Diaries
Leonardo Dicaprio - 8
Mark Wahlberg - 8

Citizen Kane
Orson Welles - 10
John Cotten - 8
Evert Shane - 8
George Coulouris - 8

Rebel Without a Cause
James Dean - 7

Friday
Ice Cube - 5
Chris Tucker - 6

Chasing Amy
Ben Affleck - 5
? Adams - 4
Jason Lee - 6

Pulp Fiction
John Travolta - 8
Samuel L. Jackson - 9
Uma Thurman - 8
Harvey Kietel - 8
Tim Roth - 8
Amanda Plummer - 7
Ving Rhames - 8
Eric Stoltz - 7
Christopher Walken - 8
Bruce Willis - 7
Quentin Tarentino - 8

Scarface (1932)
Paul Muni - 8
George Raft - 7

Trainspotting
Ewen McGregor - 9
Ewen Bremner - 8
Tommy Miller - 8
Bruce Carlyle - 8
? MacDonald - 7

Clockwork Orange
Malcolm McDowell - 8

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Michael Myers - 7
Elizabeth Hurley - 4
Robert Wagner - 6

What's Eating Gilbert Grape
Johnny Depp - 7
Juliette Lewis - 4
Leonardo Dicaprio - 8

Nick of Time
Johnny Depp - 7
Christopher Walken - 7

North By Northwest
Cary Grant - 7
? Saint - 7
? Mason - 7

Resevoir Dogs
Chris Penn - 7
Steve Buscemi - 8
Michael Madson - 8
Harvey Kietel - 8
Tim Roth - 8
Quentin Tarentino - 6

Princess Bride
Cary Elwes - 6
Robin Wright-Penn - 7
Christopher Guest - 7
Billy Crystal - 8
Carol Kane - 8
Peter Falk - 7
Fred Savage - 4

Forrest Gump
Tom Hanks - 10
Robin Wright-Penn - 9
Sally Fields - 7
Gary Sinise - 9
William "Bubba" Blue - 8

Philadelphia
Tom Hanks - 10
Denzel Washington - 9
Antonio Banderas - 8

Star Wars: A New Hope
Harrison Ford - 8
Mark Hamill - 6
Carrie Fisher - 6
Peter Cushing - 8
*James Earl Jones - 8

Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back
Harrison Ford - 9
Mark Hamill - 7
Carrie Fisher - 7
*James Earl Jones - 9
Billy Dee Williams - 6
Yoda - 10

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Harrison Ford - 8
Mark Hamill - 7
Carrie Fisher - 7
*James Earl Jones - 9
Billy Dee Williams - 7
Yoda - 10

* I know that James Earl Jones wasn't the actor playing Darth Vader, but he was the heart and soul of him. Mr. Jones put more acting into Vader than the actor himself did, thus he recieved the points.

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