Quotes

1.) I'm so cute you could box me and sell me at Christmas. - Martha
2.) But I can flail! - Martha
3.) Please don't, I've already been tramaticized by that particular banana. - Stephen
4.) "Getting Religious" - Sewanee Writer's Group joke
5.) Snorkling down the Amazon. - Sewanee Writer's Group joke
6.) We need new metaphors. - Jeff Hardin
7.) You smell funny. - Liz and Cathleen
7b.) You don't smell funny. - Everyone else
7c.) I was kidding! Cathleen
8.) Go play with your imps! - Cathleen
9.) Are you attracted to a man in a skirt? - Stephen
10.) We have free Yanni tickets. Will someone please claim them. Please. - School Annoucment
11.) How often is Lucifer's case up for appeal? - Daniel
12.) I just lied to get some attention - Kristen
13.) I am in a continuos struggle to not become consumed by bitteness - Stephen
14.) I stole part of your cookie - Martha
15.) Don't eat the ducks. - Robert Stephen Frost.
16.) I couldn't see past your chin and your face. - Kristen
17.) Your momma was on the cover of Crack Whore magazine - John Hobson
18.) Whoa! There's a John there! - Travis
19.) Two words: De-merit. - K. K. Kesselring
20.) Opinions are like assholes, everyone's got one and everyone else's stinks! - Paul Harding
21.) Pushy! I said "pushy!" - Stephen
22.) Soberness. It may be what I need, but it's definetly not how I want to be. - NoFx
23.) Common Sense. My parents said I never had any, but now look at who has the dough. - NoFx
24.) Paul, I said be good, not be yourself. - Paul's Mom, Vivian
25.) Hands off my bacon, bitch! - Justyn
26.) You can have this drink... for your soul! - Jeff S.
27.) It's... THE SATAN DRINK! - Jeff S.
28.) It's tired not turd. - Paul's mom, Vivian.
29.) She stole the crumb to my heart - Stephen
30.) Awwwwwwww - Everyone about Stephen's cute little obsession with his girlfriend
31.) See monkey, do monkey. - Stephen
32.) Do you know my breasts have grown in the last year. - Paul
33.) Oh, yeah. Pinch my double D's. - Paul
34.) I am blessed Orgazmo, dancer among the impure. - Richard McBride



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