Don't attempt to grow a brain.
------------------Speed
Did he say anything to you?
- Yeah, he said the world was coming to an end.
Did he say when?
---------Men In Black
You are always surrounded by beautiful girls do you love any of them?
-Yes, quite frequently I do.
------------------The Man In The Iron Mask
A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: Then he did
raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Anitoch, saying "Bless this, O Lord, that
with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people
did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree sloths and fruit bats
and orangutans and breakfast cereals...
-Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holt Pin. Then thou must count to
three. Three shall be the number the number of the counting and the number of
the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count
two, excepting that thou procedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number
three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest the Holy Hand
Grenade in the direction of thine foe who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
---------------------Monty Python and the Holy Grail
What are these?
-Haven't you ever heard of grits?
Oh, no, I've heard of them. I've just never seen a...grit before.
-----------------My Cousin Vinny
There are several sacred things in this world. One of those things happens to be another man's fries. Remember that, and you will live a long and healthy life.
--------------Men at Work
Where are you taking us.
-Mexico.
Whats in mexico.
-Mexicans.
---------------From Dusk Till Dawn
She makes me feel kinda funny. Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.
---------------Wayne's World
Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.
----------------An Affair To Remember
Most people who die in the woods die of shame because they did not
do the one thing that could have saved their lives.
-What's that Charles?
Thinking.
------------The Edge
I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave.
----------------Face Off
Where are you hands?
-Between two pillows.
Those aren't pillows!
---------------Plains, Trains and Automobiles
Might I remind you 007, that you have a lisence to kill, not to break the traffic laws!
-------------Goldeneye
Strong am I with the Force... but not that strong. Twilight is upon me and soon night must fall. That is the way of things... the way of the Force.
--------------Return of the Jedi
Chance? What kind of a name is that? -My Mama took one.
-------------Hard Target
Are you saying that no one in New York will work with me?
-No, no, that's too limited...no one in Hollywood wants to work
with you either. I can't even send you up for a commercial. You played a *tomato* and they still went a half day over schedule because you wouldn't sit down.
Of course not, it wasn't logical.
-YOU WERE A TOMATO! A tomato doesn't have logic! A tomato can't move!
That's what I said, George, if he can't move, how's he gonna sit down? I was a stand-up tomato, George; a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato! Nobody does vegetables like me! I did a whole evening of vegetables off-Broadway! I did the best tomato, the best cucumber...I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass!
---------------Tootsie
I'm only laughing on the outside, My smile is just skin deep, If you could see inside I'm really crying, You might join me for a weep.
--------------Batman
You see, we plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now.
-------------Tremors
You travel a lot?
-Yeah.
Does it make you lonely?
-I am alone, I'm not lonely.
-------------Heat
Don't you enjoy anything anymore, like girls
-I enjoy being afraid of Russia. It's a harmless fear, but it makes America feel better, Russia gets an inflated sense of national worth from our paranoia. How's that?
----------------St. Elmos Fire
Why don't you make like a tree and split?
-It's leave, you idiot! Why don't you make like a tree and leave!
--------------Back to the Future Part II
How many children do you have?
-Well I have two girls, and one boy.
Ah, the males. I dont work with the males on account that I used
to be one.
-----------------Mrs.DoubtFire
Life moves pretty fast and if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
----------------Ferris Bueller's Day Off
You see a lot doctor, but are you strong enough to point that high powered perception at yourself? What about it? Why don't you look at yourself and write down down what you see. Maybe you're afraid to.
----------------Silence of the Lambs
People fall in love. They fall right back out. It happens all the time.
------------Hope Floats
I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.
-------------Say Anything
The difference between insanity and genius is measured by success.
-----------------Tomorrow Never Dies
If you look around the table and you can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.
--------------Quiz Show
The government has just asked us to save the planet. Anybody wanna say no?
--------------Armageddon
Moral, is a dangerous thing.
--------------The Postman
I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
----------------Dirty Harry
This is television! It isn't about people, it's about ratings! So what do we do? We give 'em what they want!
--------------The Running Man
You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.
--------------Groundhog Day
This is more enjoyable than my average day... reading philosophy, avoiding gang rape in the washrooms... though, it's less of a problem these days...maybe I'm losing my sex appeal.
--------------The Rock
Hey Harry, you know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has two hundred thousand moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good doesn't it?
-------------Armageddon
She was a girl who took a nose dive from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
-------------Saving Private Ryan
I'm dedicating this unusual song to an unusual person who makes me feel kind of... unusual.
--------------Pump Up The Volume
Reality isn't what it used to be.
---------------In The Mouth of Madness
A murderer would never parade his crime in front of an open window.
--------------Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Window
A guy once told me, "Do not have any attachments, do not have anything in your life you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner."
----------------Heat
Say Lou, didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plate so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?
---------------Fargo
There is no such thing as right and wrong, there's just popular opinion.
----------------12 Monkeys
I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.
------------------Say Anything
Do you want lies, or do you want the truth?
-I want both.
----------------Smoke Signals
Do you seriously expect me to tell the President that an alien has landed, assumed the identity of a dead housepainter from Madison, Wisconsin and is presently tooling around the countryside in a hopped up orange and black 1977 Mustang?
--------------Starman
Can you explain the math of this for me? eight guys going out to save one man, it just doesn't make any sence.
-But think about the poor bastard's mother.
What about me, I've got a mother, we've all got mothers.
---------------Saving Private Ryan
What exactly have you sworn to?
-That I am to guard this bridge with my life, and that no one may cross without my permission.
Well... May we have your permission to cross?
- Well I, uh... I... that is, uh... hm... Yes?
----------------Labyrinth
Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.
--------------Uncle Buck
I dont want to tell you how to do your job, but the guy is
fish food.
-Fine. You go get a pole and catch the fish that ate him.
---------------The Fugitive