The Funnies

"The page of clean humor that will laugh you silly"

Q: What do you get when you add 13 hospital patients to 13 hospital patients?
A: Twenty Sicks!

Q: What is the study of back-to-school shopping?
A: Buy-ology!

Q:Why did the silly student bring his homework to the movies?
A: Because the teacher told him to date his paper!

Q: How can you tell when a moron has been using the computer?
A: There is white-out all over the screen!

Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!

Q: What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
A: Get dressed up, the doctor is taking us out!

Q: Why did the tap dancer retire?
A: He kept falling in the sink

Q: Why did the boy wear a belt on his teeth?
A: He couldn't find his braces

Q: What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?
A: The banana split

Q: What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can't tuna fish

Q: What is the study of back-to-school shopping?
A: Buy-ology!

Q:Why did the silly student bring his homework to the movies?
A:Because the teacher told him to date his paper!

There were three men who had one wish each. The first one said "I want to be the
cleverest man in the world." He walked off and built a boat and sailed across the lake.
The next one said "I want to be even cleverer than him". He went off and built a ship
and sailed across the lake. The third man said "I want to be cleverer than both of them."
So he walked across the bridge.