There r many a thing in this world that will make me go barf. some of which i would like to share w/ u now. The idea to share the things which make me go barf came to me while watching a movie where a lady was coughing up -quite violently- something, maybe phlegm maybe not, but the point is that it made me want to barf. It was one of the single most disgusting things i have ever seen. One classic i'm going to barf moment in my life was at uni (No doubt include'n excess amounts of VB consumption) where i barfed all over my very good friends doormat.. down the inside arm of my favorate jaket and at the feet of one of the dorm masters. This little effort i am proud to say won me the golden beer can for barfing *all smiles*. Often food will make me want to barf. One particularly memorable episode was at a country RSL club, have'n lunch w/ a friend and her parents. Being an RSL club the chances of scoring a nice vegitarian meal was, well...zero, so i ordered the ever faithfull plate of chips and a coke. Now it's always a risk when eating chips that there is going to be one bad one among the group... this day, i found THE bad chip. I've never eat'n shit, but i would imagine it would have tasted like this chip.. it was DISGUSTING. The senario went something like this: spied the bad chip...bit black and yukky..decided to chance it.. bit the chip..feral, repugnant, disgusting, utterly putrid taste...a moment of indecision to spit or not to spit decided against spit'n fearing the wrath of the friends parents who already hated me and that of the RSL members.. i swallowed the chip w/out chewing gagged..choked..drank the glass of coke in 1 sec. flat...gagged some more..excused myself from the table all but ran out the door smoked 3 cigarettes trying to get rid of THAT TASTE... and sat outside curse'n the RSL and devising ways to kill the chef. I have since never eaten another chip in my life. The last classsic barf moment i'll share w/ u was when i was about 12 years old. One of those incredably thirsty moments that u have every now and again... well this episode saw me drink about 2 liters of water in about 1 min...needless to say, it did not stay drunk very long, and i barfed about 1.75 liters of water all over the live'n room carpet... i have since learnt the art of barf control...as w/ the case of the first barf episode shared.. it could have been worse.. i could have barfed all over my friend.

the effects of a projectile vomit in Japan on the west coast of the U.S.A