However, if I did intend or imply ownership do you think I'd tell you? Oh no ho ho!

Secondly, I assume that Geocities assumes absolutely no responsibility for the loss of life, liberty, or the pursuit of happiness** due to the downloading and observation of my "happy little home(page)." And I totally deny that I am a home(page)wrecker!

**An amendment to my second legality contractually obligates me to also include the loss of the following: body hair, sanity, understanding, that little divet under your nose, and all illegal/legal/unconstitutional/forbidden acts described in the Kenneth Starr Report and other such "credible, government" documents.

I do not assume responsibility for any Ms. Use or Miss Representation which may result from web surfers who stumble upon my homepage and realize that within its libraries of glory is the encoded formula for turning body sweat into gold!