"It's not the apples this time, it's the curly fries!"
        -Amanda  (I don't think she'd want me to explain this one)
 

"Sorry tummy."
        -Amanda  (pretty self explanitory)
 

"I just hit my burn in the neck"
        -Me  (meaning to say that I just smacked the curling iron burn I had on my neck)
 

"Bznatcheo you are hot.  Thank you Janine."
        -Amanda  (reading an IM and her reply outloud)
 

"He's different... He's like, feminine."
        -Amanda  (talkin about a certain guy haha)
 

"Um, maybe you didn't look CLOSE enough!"
        -Me  (while holding Amanda's drivers license picture up to the sales lady's face after she said that "it's not that bad".  hehe  It's bad.)
 

"He want's me... We're getting married."
        -Becky  (talkin about a guy she liked)
 

"I think I just managed to tick myself off."
        -Me  (I don't remember why I said this... I was probably really hyper though cuz I tend to annoy myself when I'm real hyper... but who knows!)
 

"I can just see a little kid pointing up to a whale at the zoo and saying to his mother 'look at the size of THAT dork!' "
        -Me  (Amanda, my older sister and me were discussing the true meaning of the word 'dork')
 

"I was drunk and I freakin fixed the toilet!"
        -Andrea  (talkin about a party they were at)
 

"I wanna rip his eyes out... and stick them in my eye holes....."
        -Me  (Amanda and I were talkin about a kid we like to call "casey blue eyes" cuz he has the prettiest eyes in the world)
 

Amanda    "We really haven't been communicating very well lately."
Me              "Maybe we should break up."
 

"Can you imagine looking out your window and seeing China?"
        -Me  (talkin about what it would be like to live in China)
 

"This is not the time to say no swearing."
        -Amanda  (when we were rearranging our room... very stressful time it was!)
 

"And it's so easy to use!"
        -Amanda  (talkin about AOL instant messanger.. and she was dead serious when she said it and didn't realize she just acted out part of AOL's commercial)
 

"I could just eat pez all by itself."
        -Amanda  (I dunno how she thinks you're supposed to eat pez.. but it's always been my experience to eat it all by itself)
 

"Anything sounds good when you're running.  When I'm working out I even like Mandy Moore!"
        -Amanda  (self explanitory)
 

"I'll pretend I didn't just wake up from my roomate falling out of her chair."
        -Amanda  (after I woke her up from the noise it made... you guessed it... falling out of my chair)
 

"It's set up so I trip one day and you have more fun than usual."
        -Dr. Szmanski  (after tripping, talking about the set up of our over head projectors.. it's not as funny reading this quote without his heavy polish accent)
 

"Have a nice spring break and maybe I will see you on the MTV."
        -Dr. Szmanski  (in that same accent... he's also very old)
 

"Prostate cancer, sonofabitch!"
        -Dr. Port  (talkin about reactions to learning you have a disease.. this was much funnier coming from him though)
 

"If a predator comes in and takes a bite out of this kid [he draws a picture of a baby in a standing position with a bite taken out of its head] he's probably not gonna survive.  If he takes a bite out of this kid [draws a picture of a baby in proper fetal position, with a bite taken out of its butt] his pants just won't fit so well."
        -Dr. Port  (talkin about defense I think.. I don't really remember)
 

"You can see your purple squeezed head wrinkly little kid for the first time."
        -Dr. Port  (talkin about the miracle of childbirth)
 

"The fewer times you're dropped in transit, the healthier you're gonna be."
        -Dr. Port  (same childbirth lecture... he was my psych professor btw)
 

"If they wrap a chain around your neck and try to pull you out with a tracktor..."
        -Dr. Port  (again, talking about childbirth.. I didn't catch the rest of the quote cuz I was too busy laughing)
 

"I used to kid pregnant women around about having big-headed babies until my sister spent hours in labor giving birth to my big-headed neice."
        -Dr. Port  (still talkin about childbirth..  I miss that class)
 

Me              "I just thought of something."
Amanda    "What?"
Me              "Remember when Kim fell out of her bed?"
Amanda    "yeah?"
Me              "That's what I thought of."       (Amanda loves how I tell stories)
 

"No!  Cuz I'm gonna do a good paper, and I'M gonna like it so I don't care if SHE likes it!"
        -Me  (talkin about the infamous Dr. Cain..  I really wasn't too fond of that woman.  I did write a good paper.. I spent an entire weekend touching it up.. and I got a C on it.  Based on the comments she wrote on the paper, basically the whole reason I got a C on it was because I didn't write it in her words.  I'd rather fail a paper than write it in someone elses words)
 

"I know I'm yelling, thats cuz its cold!"
        -Amanda  (after I made fun of her for talking loudly)
 

[keep in mind this was RIGHT AFTER discussing the days powerout... which caused her to go offline in the middle of the day therefor making it impossible to stay idle "all day".  Also, her computer was still off from the powerout, during this conversation...]
Amanda    "I'm not gonna touch my computer.  I'm gonna be idle all day."
Me              "Dude..."
Amanda    "What?.... Did your foot fall asleep?"
 

Amanda    "Do you want to cut this tag out of my underwear please?"
Me              "What?  No!"
 

"I don't want you lickin' nothin'!"
        -Dr. Cain  (after I asked her - i was bein a smart@ss - if she wanted us to lick the envelopes of the letters she was making us write)
 

"Holy Land my foot!"
        -Dr. Cain  (when she asked a question and someone's answer was "they were fighting over the Holy Land" or something like that)
 

".....So over time, eating a bunch of cream puffs makes you a giant cream puff."
        -Dr. Port  (talking about the "you are what you eat" thing)
 

"I didn't just fart.  In case you were wondering."
        -Amanda  (this came out of nowhere)
 

"Who taught you how to broom?"
        -Me  (after watching amanda beat the crap out of the carpet with a broom)
 

"I'm gonna go broom it into that little room."
        -Amanda  (we didn't have a dustpail......)

  <---- This is a picture of the bottom half of Founders (the dorm I lived in). My window is the 2 up from the bottom (although actually 3 cuz this side of the building shows the basement windows too) in the corner of the shaded side.
  <---- Here's the little pond outside my buliding.. I went there to study one day and ended up just thinking and daydreaming for about 3 hours!  (also getting sunburned)
  <---- This is what our room looked like while we were rearranging. This was when the "...not the time to say no swearing" comment was made.
  <---- When we were finally finished rearranging, this what (part of) our room looked like.  Too bad my camera sucks and can't fit very much stuff in one shot.  I need a new camera.
  <---- Amanda doing her impression of Dr. Cain (aka SATAN), our College Writing II professor.
  <---- This picture was taken around 12 or 1am.. These guys just got back from sledding and spread their wet clothes all over the hall to dry.  lol  I didn't go sledding for some reason though.. Amanda and I decided it was a little too cold.  ha
  <---- This is Kimmy. The same Kim mentioned in the "I just thought of something..." comment. She's pretty cool. Amanda was in this picture too but I cropped her out of it cuz I got sick of looking at her ugly face.  hahaha  j/k  But seriously, look at the next picture.....
  <---- Here's Amanda makin an ugly face.  hehe  Well not really ugly.. just weird. But well, that's Amanda!
  <---- This is Becky (the nicest sorority girl ever) holding my panda. How cute!
  <---- One day Becky and Amanda did their hair the same exact way so I decided to take a picture! They could be twins! Well not really.
  <---- This guy never did get a name, did he. It's Amanda's chia head! She also had a chia pet but we never even grew that one. The head grew alright except for a bald spot on the top of his head. I think we eventually killed him.
  <---- This is what happens when you try to make popcorn in Amanda's crappy microwave.  It burns every time no matter how long you put it in for.  In this particular case, the bag actually caught on fire.  That's how bad it was.
  <---- Me, in my holey jeans, on the left, and my youngest sister, Melanie, on the right.
  <---- "The Quins" at Philthy McNasty's.  Too bad my camera sucks and the picture came out super dark and you can't really see even half of the faces.  Not that you could see, but from left to right it was Renee, Bobbi, Brittany, Becky, Erika, Sara, Courtney, Ashley, Jamie, and Andrea.  We got offered free shots 2 or 3 times within the first 15 minutes that we were there.
  <---- On the left is Ashley, who won't be coming back to Slippery Rock next year.  :(  She lives in Jersey so I guess I can understand why she'd wanna transfer closer to home, but I'm gonna miss her!  I'm on the right.
  <---- This picture was actually taken from the top of Mt. Washington, and all of the lights in pittsburgh would have looked cool in the background, except that my camera sucks and only takes good pictures in broad daylight. Left to right, top to bottom: Becky, Andrea, Ashley, Courtney, Me, Jamie, Erika.
  <---- This was inside the incline up to Mt. Washington.  Left to right we have Becky, Ashley, Andrea, Jamie, and Erika.  On the far right should have been Courtney but she got cut off...  Shortly after this picture was taken, Andrea attempted to take one like it and almost got abandoned when the door started closing and she was hanging outside the thing.. We had to pry the door back open.  :)
  <---- This was taken on the very sad last day of school.  On the top row, from left to right, it's Heather, Brittany, Courtney, Amanda, Sara, and bobbi.  On the bottom row, left to right, it's Jamie, Me (sorta behind Jamie), Andrea, and Erika.
 
<---- Here's a little string of insanity. Go on, click it. haha  Too bad Amanda and I look like we're about 12 in these pictures.

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