"You're wrong about your parents. They still have sex. I've been in touch with them all."
      -Dr. Skirboll (talking about why it's weird to think about our parents having sex)
 

"Hmm.. I lost all my chalk.  [reaches in her pocket and whips out a piece] HA!  This was on my nightstand."
      -Dr. Skirboll (always come to class prepared?)
 

"If you tresspass in this class we're gonna pelt you with paper.  Till you fall down."
      -Dr. Skirboll (we were discussing stoning people when someones cell phone went off)
 

"Ohhhh.... I think it has passed on."
      -Dr. Skirboll (about a bee that some chick in our class killed)
 

"The name will probably come to me at midnight.  I'll call all of you."
      -Dr. Skirboll (trying to remember the name of some famous guy)
 

"Yeah you'll find although I'm a devout Catholic, I like to tease God"
      -Tom (no explanation neccessary)
 

"My hair's crooked"
      -Bobbi (she once thought her head was crooked as well)
 

"I'm gonna work for.... oh F#&%... whats it called.... OH YEAH.  Pitt University.  I'm gonna be a network something or other."
      -Bobbi (deciding on her future career for a paper we had to write)
 

"My @$$ breaks things."
      -Bobbi (what a weirdo)
 

"If I hit my head off this wall its gonna hurt"
      -Unknown.. I heard someone say this outside my door
 

"There was a time I gave no A's, but over the years I have become Sugar Daddy"
      -Dr. Mamoozadeh (this guy is from Iran if i remember correctly.. but his accent kind of sounds like Ricky Ricardo... so you gotta picture that with all of his quotes to get the full effect)
 

"My kids don't allow me to make love no more"
      -Dr. Mamoozadeh (every once in a while he'd say somethin random like this to get our attention)
 

"You want three and four bedrooms.... you want three and a half bathroom... you want jacuzzis so you can make love in them.. [laughter from the class]... SERiously!!"
      -Dr. Mamoozadeh  (he was my Finance professor by the way)
 

"Like Gap... Now they have Gap Grandfather and Gap Grandmother and Gap Baby..."
      -Dr. Mamoozadeh (talkin about brand names)
 

"LLLLEtrally"
      -Dr. Mamoozadeh (this is how he always says litterally)
 

"I'm sorry I didn't mean to elbow you in the face it was an accident!"
      -Ben to Steph
 

"The zoo the zoo, I choose the zoo!"
      -Ben (I forget what this was about actually)
 

"Melissa, will you take me to the bathroom?"
      -Ben (cuz he wanted to see how crappy the girls bathroom was and steph wouldnt take him)
 

"Wanna hear something interesting about puke?"
      -Bobbi (um... no?)
 

"How could you not like the taste of playdough?"
      -Me (to bobbi, discussing how kids eat playdough)
 

"I call first toilet!"
      -Unknown... I heard some girl run down the hall scream this
 

"Awww did you just giggle?"
      -Steph to Ben on the phone
 

Me:  I Just cut my foot
Steph:  On what?
Me:  My.... other foot
 

Me:  so are you goin to that pajama karaoke party in the basement?
Steph:  duh!
Me:  haha cool
Steph:  maybe we can do a duet.. and you can be the guy.. and ill be the girl...
Me:  yes!  i love it when i get to be the guy!
 

"Do you want me to glue that eye on for ya?"
      -Me about stephs slippers
 

"CC Deville... whats he doing? he's not busy.. he can come decorate my room!"
      -Kim  (talking about that mtv show where rockstars come decorate people's rooms)

*Mark the end of the unicorns*  (don't remember this)

*Falling asleep in class is kinda like bungee jumping*  (i'll leave the explanation up to your imagination)

*Only stupid people are breathing*  (my accidental parody of flagpole sitta)

*Soooooooooo tired..... must......stay......awaaaaaaskkkkkkeafysiefnasjf~~~~*  (this one kinda trailed off)

*What the hell kind of an 8 is that? Are we in kindergarden?*  (when my programming professor drew two circles on top of eachother and called it an eight)

*Wait a minute.. this doesn't sense.. it condradicts that other thing.. its a walking contradiction*  (don't remember writing that.. it was in my math notes)

*The power set is the set of all subsets*  (this is actually a real note.. but it made me laugh just as hard as my nonsense notes)

*Lucas sequence uses Cramers rule*  (this is kind of a real note, but I wrote it down like this cuz I thought it was funny since I have a friend who's last name is Lucas and a friend who's last name is Cramer)

*Sex, drugs, and rock and roll!  Well... at least one of the three*  (heh)

*It's gonna be really funny when Calfiornia falls off the United States cuz all the billions of maps out there will all have to be redone.. hehe*  (my Anthrop professor was talking about California)

  <---- This is just me chillin on my bed

  <---- This is Ian.  I met him the first semester of my first year.  He used to live on our floor, if I remember correctly.  I had my camera layin out so he told me to take a picture of him.

  <---- This is Matt.  He lived on our floor this year.  For some unknown reason, he likes dressing up as a female.  He sometimes goes to class like this.  Kidding!  It was actually Halloween.  haha  I bet he'd kill me if he knew this was on my web site.

  <---- This is sort of a bad picture, but it's all I have to remember my little snail.  Bobbi and I found it while walking to Rockies.  It was just chillin outside, and it looked sort of out of place, so I decided to take him home with me to my dorm room.  I was goin home that weekend though so we had to let him go that same day.  We couldn't find a babysitter.

  <---- This is from Halloween.  Steph's friend Julie, on the left, was dressed as a princess, and Steph (right) was dressed as a thug.

  <---- Here's Bobbi (left) dressed as a pink panther without ears or a tail, and steph on the right.

  <---- I just thought this was a pretty picture.  It's from one of the first snows of the year.  We didn't get a whole lot, but it looked cool with the blue sky and the grass peekin through.

  <---- This was actually part of an assignment I had for Interpreting Lit.  The assignment was to select a key-note speaker for an imaginary graduation banquet that was to be held.  We had to select one of the writers that we read about, and then explain why we chose that writer to be the keynote speaker.  I chose Charlotte Perkins Gilman.  Then we had to choose 8 more of the writers we've read stuff by, and make up a seating chart for the banquet, and write out an explanation as to why we sat which writers at which tables.  It was kind of fun.  I went all out for my seating chart, and that is what this picture is.
 
 
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