"Oh! Some chinese porn!"
         -Steph
 

Bobbi:    i want my ringworm to go away.
Drunk/tired guy:    Then open the window.
 

"This is so gettin too out of control."
         -Steph (about reality tv)
 

Me:    You should ask him out.
Amanda:    I dont like blind dates mel.
Me:    He's not blind!
 

Steph:    And im tired of looking at my computer.
Me:    I knooooow the feeling.  Kinda.  Not really.
 

Me:    Don't forget to take that tape out.
Steph:    Oh! I totally woulda forgotten that.
Me:    Good thing im your roomie!
Steph:  I thank god every day.
 

"Well he burnt the church! You just dont do that sh*t."
         -Steph  (the patriot)
 

Steph:    Neato.
Me:    It's not as neat if it doesnt have an o.
Steph:    Wait.. what??
 

"Oh jeez, she's gonna have a dream... I hate when they have dreams."
         -Steph
 

Steph:    What's that smell?
Me:    My arm hairs!   (after I accidentally set them on fire)
 

"What am I supposed to say?  I am a little jelly bean?"
         -Steph
 

SrU sTuDy GiRl: at least now i know what to get u for ur bday
SrU sTuDy GiRl: a dictionary &  a case of beer
Tweezergirl3867: hahaha
SrU sTuDy GiRl: both will get equal use

YodaBlacks: ive never said this to another human being, so dont take it the wrong way ok
YodaBlacks: but
YodaBlacks: I WANT YOU TO DIE

TBroadhead1225: what is it with sweetly retarded people

flexer17: im watchin my little pony
flexer17: uh oh...the baby sea-ponies just ran out of water

BZnACthiA: lol..i thought u wrote HOLLA
BZnACthiA: and i was like
BZnACthiA: whoah..mel is turnin black

flexer17: name calling will not get your hwk done

JSofting3307: you said weedin

Harvistrust: anytime i see a bar so i can scroll down, i know yer bein tricky

Coldsmobile8892: i like to wear womens underwear and sing to micheal bolton while organizing my stamp collection, you?

SrU  sTuDy  GiRl: i hope dan gets ringworm

Harvistrust: what a trip found out she was some dude

Zoltan Focker: i don't think there's "kill mel with the car" insurance

EYelive2laugh: u need therapy i believe

Harvistrust: are you sre yooure lookin out the window and not at liek a poster or soemthing

Stolchinaya202: dear mel, im going to go do my dishes, but ill be back in a bit. sincerely, matt

dramecog37: yell at me if i use anymore exlamation  points
dramecog37: they are faggy

JulesTrig: then i called her and hung up
JulesTrig: cuz im so mature

JSofting3307: your a terrorist to country music

Kristmas: I could understand if I was all like wow you're amazing I want to lick pudding off of your nose....but that didn't even come up in conversation

Harvistrust: i liked them when they were fetuses

BananaBeach13: cool as a bean hill

Pennie821: say soemthin funny

Kristmas: I say you should raid their hang out and cut off all the heads of their barbie dolls

SW00SHKIN: i definitly get lonely at times
Tweezergirl3867: see, you're human
Tweezergirl3867: what the hell am i
SW00SHKIN: super-human
SW00SHKIN: lol

SW00SHKIN: i may have the iq of a genious, but i couldnt pass a spelling bee to save my life

flexer17: you are cool, for a girl!

EveryonesDevil1998: chris wanted me to go watch football, and bill wanted me to go watch wrestling...haha notice that i'm still here

JSofting3307: and you think i want to talk to you

Harvistrust: i have some sorta somethin going on

flexer17: haha I can't hit you, you are a girl!

flexer17: if I lived next door to you, you would be my jenny! like in forrest gump
Tweezergirl3867: lol
Tweezergirl3867: didnt she turn into a big crackheaded slut?
flexer17: hahaha
flexer17: umm
flexer17: uhh
flexer17: crap

Harvistrust: We could've punched each other in the face!

dramecog37: it's the triptofan, in the turkey, its messin w/you, changing your seritonin levels

SrU  sTuDy  GiRl: i just told my aunt ur fav band is weezer and she said "does she get high?" and i said no and she said "d@mn"

Harvistrust: time to get some spice girls

Harvistrust: ive seen you without a background before, its only me!

SrU  sTuDy  GiRl: u kno how ur bottom 2 riibs arent real ribs, they kinda float?

JSofting3307: so act like its opposite day

Tweezergirl3867: like those sculpted heads on that mountain... whats it called?
ZoltanFocker: MT. RUSHMORE

JSofting3307: i am going to murder you
JSofting3307: and argue with your tombstone

JSofting3307: *bill wishes mel was here so he could punch her*

SrU  sTuDy  GiRl: guess what i did last night
Weezergirl3867: hm?
SrU  sTuDy  GiRl: walked on the pond
SrU  sTuDy  GiRl: and fell in

SrU  sTuDy  GiRl: ponds are weird

Kristmas: when I get pissed off I sound like a hispanic midget I've realised.

Tweezergirl3867: these rats arent a bit dirty.. they're cute and cuddly!

Dizzy315: screw syntax seriously!

Tweezergirl3867  i wanna get in a fist fight with rob zombie

Harvistrust: we were laughin liek lil girls and we werent even on anything!

Harvistrust: i think my boss is wearin boots

SrU  sTuDy  GiRl: this sectin of turkey is really moist

Tweezergirl3867: i didnt even wanna stab myself in the eye not even ONCE

JulesTrig (3:19:54 PM): wow ur up early

Harvistrust: i wish i could partition my brain

Pennie821: he's chewin on his butt
Pennie821: so he cant be feeling THAT bad

iEATyummyGRAINS: ur an interesting character

Tweezergirl3867: you look funny typin away with a towel on your head

  <---- I met these two this year. They both lived on my floor.  Angelina, the one on the left, was my next door neighbor.  Chrissy, the girl on the right, was Bobbi's roommate.  They're both from Erie and went to High School together.

  <---- Me and Chrissy.

  <---- Me and Bobbi.  I think this might have been taken right after I cut her hair, but I can't remember.

  <---- Me and Travis.  He was friends with Amanda (my roomie from last year) and he's friends with Steph (my roomie from this year) so that's how I met him.  He beats me up all the time though.

  <---- There's a little story behind this one.  I woke up one morning, bright and early for class, opened the door, and almost walked into duct tape.  Haha.  There was about a 2 foot gap, under the duct tape, of open space.  So, I crawled under it and carried on with my usual morning stuff.  Then I went to class and left it up for my roommate to see.  On the outside of all the tape was a sign that said "Quarantined." We found out who did it, but never got them back like we said we would.  But there's always next year.

  <---- This is from when Karoline and Luke came to rescue me from Slippery Rock and take me to Edinboro.  My sister was having a party for her birthday, and I wanted to go but thought I had no ride.  Then Karoline and Luke saved me by picking me up on their way.  I didn't even know they were going, so it was a nice surprise.  Karoline and I have been friends since we were little kiddies.  She, Michelle and I used to make club houses in the woods.

  <---- Here's a pretty sunset picture.  I love sunsets. :)  This was taken right outside of Founders.

  <---- This is Jackie (left) and Steph (right).  Jackie's one of Steph's best friends.

  <---- Here's me and Steph wearing one of those face masks that help your skin or something.  They're fun to play with.  They make your face feel all funny!

  <---- This is from the big snow we got.  We got about 2 feet over night.  Bobbi and I went for a walk outside to take pictures of it.  This was taken under the rec center.

  <---- Me and my roommie.

  <---- Amanda, Me, Julie.  Amanda and Julie just got back from the gym, and I literally just woke up, so we may look a little funny.  :-P
 

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