Amanda    "I wish I had a chest..."
Me              "What?? Where did that come from?"
Amanda    "Noooo!! I mean like the one under your bed!"  (meaning my trunk)
 

"Alright, get back in the trash."
        -Amanda  (ya had to be there)
 

"You're the one that's peeing a lot!"
       -Bill E.  (at one of our study groups)
 

"No, actually it was good as crap!"
       -Amanda  (talking about how good something tasted)
 

Me      "I'm thinking of bringing some board games up here so we'll have something to do."
Tony    "Yeah that's cool, we'll all get drunk and smoked up and play monopoly!"
Me      "Ah, but I don't drink or smoke..."
Tony    "That's cool then you can be the banker!!!!"
 

"I don't have to like, install it or anything do I?"
        -Amanda  (talking about her microphone)
 

"I downloaded the rain forrest."
        -Amanda  (talking about stuff she downloaded from morpheus)
 

"Alright, I'll see you in the shower in like 5 seconds."
        -Random chick in the hall talking to another random chick in the hall
 

"Aw man...  Duh!  [pause]  Amanda?"
        -Amanda  (learning a new way to say her name)
 

"Oh better it be?"
        -Me  (the quotes from Me are things I've said where somebody would say "quote THAT on your webpage!)
 

"I think I need a pacifier."
        -Amanda  (being totally serious)
 

"I love the subway."
        -Brenda  (Mel2's older sister)
 

"Yeah I got underwear."
        -Me  (Mel2 was giving me suggestions for things to pack. A passerby in the hallway mighta been confused though)
 

"Something about this place makes me weird!"
        -Me  (at EatnPark with Mel2 and Brenda)
 

"Mel, you're really F-ed up."
        -Mel2  (after I said something weird.. at EatnPark.. i think that place seriously does something to my head)
 

"Why do people take their hats off for moments of silence and in churches and stuff?  It's not like you'd hear someone say 'Moment of silence... please remove your shirts'."
        -Me  (at EatnPark)
 

"Oh my God, the moon shrunk!"
        -Me  (on the way to Penn State Main right after I woke up from a nap in the car)
 

"Aw look at the squirrel... It looks just like a koala only smaller... and more squirrel like."
        -Me  (at Penn State)
 

"Haha wouldn't it be funny if you didn't have a toe?"
        -Me  (talking to Mel2 who at the time had a broken toe)
 

"I can feel my face falling off!"
        -Mel2  (I have no idea...)
 

"Look it's a bowl of dirt!  I wish I had a giant spoon...."
        -Me  (at Penn state looking at one of those things that are supposed to have plants in them, but they DO look like giant bowls of dirt when there's no plants in them)
 

Me            "What's the number for the poison control center?"
Brenda     "1-800-Melissa's an idiot"    (we were both talkin about Mel2, but I don't remember why)
 

"Beware of the bunny eating bananas."
        -Me  (meaning to say the banana eating bunnies which would have made sense at the time but I can't remember what we were talking about)
 

"Your school's obsessed with itself."
        -Me  (talkin about Penn State which is, in fact, very obsessed with itself)
 

"It's like seeing a wombat in Pennsylvania!"
        -Mel2  (sarcastically talking about the commonality of seeing a squirrel at Penn State)
 

"Melissa, why do you have the wall street journal?"
        -Brenda  (talking to Mel2.. It was funny at the time!)
 

"I think I just saw the statue of liberty!"
        -Me  (in mel2's car, being weird)
 

Brenda    "Look at all the kids dressed up for the parade..."
Me           "Aw they have a dog with them!"
Mel2        "The dog's not dressed up."
Me           "How do you know?  Maybe it's a cat."
 

"My pumpkin fell down."   (said very sadly)
        -Shannon V.  (it was hillarious at the time)
 

"Mel, every day you say stupider and stupider things."
        -Mel2  (talking to me of course)
 

Amanda    "I think you should go back out with Bill B."
Me              "Why's that?"
Amanda    "Cuz I wanna see you punch something"
 

Amanda    "I can't wait!"
Me              "For what?"
Amanda    "To bite this lollipop!"   (we were studying at the time of this conversation)
 

Amanda    "The first one is too broad, the second one is too narrow, the third one is in between.  I got that out of the book.  Pretty good huh?
Me             "What?  [pause]    Oh    [pause]    Heyyyyyy!"    (still studying)
 

Me              "She who eats orange lollipops is outgoing."
Amanda    "Outgoing people burp a lot."    (still studying)
 

Me              "Can you believe my US and Canada professor had the nerve to imply that I wait till the day before the test to read?"
Amanda    "But you do"
Me             "But he doesn't know that!"    (PS  I didn't fail that class! woohoo!!)
 

Me              "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands."
Amanda    "Aren't you happy?"
Me              "Huh?"
Amanda    "You didn't clap."
Me              "I don't have to clap.  I'm the singer."
 

"Aw I spit pop on my cheat sheet.."
        -Me  (this was a legal cheat sheet btw.. I spit pop on it cuz I was laughing at something)
 

"How does sugar get in here?"
        -Julie  (holding up an apple)
 

"Now for the next few days you have to watch my intake of apples."
        -Amanda
 

Amanda    "We should switch sides."
Me              "Nah"
Amanda    "Oh come on.. why not?"
Me              "It would throw my head off."    (amanda found this hillarious)
 

"One time i called this guy from my friends house....and i was like....come over..no ones home....and he came over.....and NO ONE WAS HOME!"
        -Amanda

  <---- This is me and my roomate standing in the middle of our room
  <---- This is how our room began.. she was up at SRU a week before me for soccer stuff and this is a picture she emailed me of our room before I was up there
<---- This is my side of the room, although slightly outdated.  I add something to the walls just about every day so it looks a bit different now, but not TOO different
<---- This is a more recent picture of Amanda's side of the room with my little sister melanie and my Nana sitting in her chair
<---- This is my family sitting on my bed
<---- Here's my crazy roomate laying on our across-the-hall-neighbor's floor and talking into a stuffed stomach as if it were a phone.. this was when she just found out she had mono and she lost her mind
<---- This is Kristy, our across-the-hall-neighbor.  Her mom's a nurse so that's why she had a stuffed stomach.  Kristy's a big weezer fan so she's automatically cool.
<---- Here's Amanda and Erika sitting on Amanda's bed.  Erika is one of the coolest people I've met at SRU.  She lives down the hall.
<---- Here's ashely (left) and Jamie (right) dressed up like wackos to cheer up a sad member of our hall.  Ashley and Jamie are roomates. They're both cool.  Ashley actually gets me out of the building every once in a while so I am greatful for her.  :)
<---- This is just a picture of me being weird.  I had an apple in my mouth and i was holding my foot and my roomate thought it would make a good picture.
<---- (left to right) We have Renee, Courtney, Becky, and Jamie.  All members of my hall (except Renee).. Courtney and her roomate (Andrea) have garbage can that looks like R2D2.  Becky was in my art history class.  She was pledging a sorority and I helped her make a bunch of kleenex flowers for their float in the homecoming parade.  Jamie is in the picture 2 up.
<---- Heather's on the left and Andrea (Courtney's roomate) is on the right.  Heather lives next door.  They're both pretty cool.
<---- Last but not least, my favorite study group.. Bill (Big Will) on the left, me, and Matt (Crame) on the right.  These are the guys that bought me the weezer tickets.  They're awesome.  Bill listens to country, Crame listens to mostly rap, and I listen to mostly punk, but we managed to find some  compromising playlists to listen to during our precalc study groups.  Calc 1's not gonna be the same without them next semester.  :(
 

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