When I was in 6th grade, I got detention for the
first time in my life. It made me mad because it was for a stupid
reason. Well anyway, she's still handing out asinine detention slips
so I decided to write her a letter. Unfortunately, my youngest sister
had her as a teacher and wouldn't let me sent the letter in the end, like
we had planned, because she's dumb. I plan to mail it to her eventually.
But anyway, here's what I wrote to my 6th grade teacher......
October 8, 2000
Dear Ms. T**********,
I would just like to congratulate you on being the only teacher to ever
succeed in giving all four P******* children detention. This is not
an easy thing to accomplish, seeing as how our parents are usually commended
on their daughters behavior. Perhaps you do not remember the previous
detentions you have distributed to my sisters and I, so let me refresh
your memory.
The first offender was my older sister, Michelle. When she was in
sixth grade, she did a terrible thing. She looked at her best friend
and smiled at her during class. Oh the horror!! Why would any
child be so rebellious as to smile at a friend? Well do not worry,
her smile was rapidly turned up-side-down thanks to you. Good job
Ms. T**********!
The second offender was myself. I was doing my homework, and you
stepped out of the classroom for a moment. The class began to get
noisy, and it grew harder and harder for me to concentrate. I said
“shhhh!” to try and get them to quiet down so I could think, when you walked
into the room. You did not reprimand the other kids for being noisy,
however, I got detention for trying to be able to hear myself think.
Thank you Ms. T**********! Job well done!
The third offender was my younger sister, Marcie. She forgot to bring
her crayons to class one day. Shame on her! Marcie is a straight
A student who probably had a lot more on her mind than bringing crayons
to class, but nevertheless, she got detention. I bet she learned
her lesson!
The fourth offender is my youngest sister, Melanie. This is the most
recent rebel. She was walking down the hall when you called her name.
From what I understand, you called her name, and she answered you but did
not stop (it is to my knowledge that you told them not to stop under any
circumstance because they were running late). You called her name
again, and again, she answered but did not stop. I must say, what
a perfect reason to complete the cycle and give the fourth P******* girl
detention! Bravo!
Perhaps now that you have succeeded in giving all four, well-behaved sisters
detention, you can retire with a smile on your face and live happily ever
after. :)
Sincerely yours,
Melissa P*******
Hi there. Was your 6th grade teacher Mrs. T----------
(however you spell it)? When I was in 5th grade
I
asked someone what page we were on and she picked
up
my desk and threw it out into the hall - then
pushed
me (in my chair) out and did the same to the
person I
asked. Then [our principal] paddled us
because he assumed we did something terrible.
That was
back in 1985. Maybe you have no idea who these
people
are. Anyway, I was just wondering, it sounded
like
something she would do. Later, Jim
After a few more emails we discovered that his
little sister graduated with my older sister. It was still kinda
neat though. Plus, we even had some of the same nicknames for Mrs.
T********** (such as tyranosaur, tyranchula, tyranowitch, and tyranobitch)
despite the fact that we had her at two different times in different locations.
That just shows the level of evil at which this teacher stands.