"You want me to... Wait, no, I'm not gonna offer to scrub your toilet."
    --Me

"I just saw a little foreign guy on a bike..."
    --Michelle

"Give me that hammer so I can fix my mirror."
    --Michelle

"This better be crooked."
    --Michelle  (meaning to say "straight" while hanging posters)

"Stand firm for what you believe in until or unless logic and experience prove you wrong. Remember, when the emperor looks naked the emperor is naked. The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there's no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza"
    --Daria

"My mother used to say: 'The older you get,the better you get. Unless you're a banana.' "
    --Golden Girls

"They say that stars are billions and billions and billions of hot gas.. but what if its god's salt.. and god's just waitin to eat us."
    --Can't Hardly Wait

"There's an odd feeling you get when someone on the sidewalk moves slightly to avoid walking into you. it proves you exist/ your mere existence caused them to alter their path. its a nice feeling.."
    --george carlin

"Sorry boss, there's only two men I trust. One of 'em's me, the other one's not you."
    --Con Air

"I don't like daisies cuz they don't die well."
    -Nicki

"Talking comes by nature, silence by wisdom."
    --Shrena Worrick

"The world is... sh#t."
    --Pay It Forward

"For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us."
    --Romans 18:8

"When he tickles me, it tickles!"
    --Melissa Holzbach

"She's such a freakin mom slash teacher"
    --Maria

"Do you want to understand how to swim, or do you want to jump in and start swimming?  Only people who are afraid of the water want to understand it.  Other people jump in and get wet.' "
    --Micheal Crichton: Sphere

"Hey, look at the words.. it's all right there.  Meant - it's the past tense.  Just because something was meant to happen doesnt mean it will...because things happen to change things.  Say I have a car.  I park it outside, unlocked, with the keys in the ignition.  Now, I MEANT to drive it home, but I'm not going to.  I messed it up."
    --Sean Oster

"I love getting older, though. I just feel like I have more control over the universe -- or my small corner of it, at least. "
    --Rivers Cuomo

"Your brain is always searching for reasons to doubt yourself; I'm pretty experienced with that."
    --Rivers Cuomo

"Anger is that powerful internal force that blows out the light of reason."
    --Ralph Waldo Emerson

"...and it's got Brad Pitt in it, and I've decided I have a non-sexual crush on him."
    --Mike D

"I'm hungry for make up"
    --Megan S

"I went up to see my tree today.. Saw a chipmunk go into a hole.. I wanted to follow it but I wouldn't fit"
    --my journal

"Promises are the lies we ourselves want to believe"
    --Drew

"In the real world, when you kill someone they die!"
    --AntiTrust

"...consumed with that which it was nourished by..."
    --Shakespeare

"Ring's and other such jewels are not gifts, but appologies for gifts. The only gift is a portion of thyself.  Therfore the poet brings his poem, the shephard his lamb, the farmer, corn."
    --Emerson

"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand.  It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what. You rarely win but sometimes you do."
    --To Kill a Mocking Bird

"I love to be alone. I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude."
    --Thoreau

"I am only an experimenter.  Do not set the least value on what I do, or the
least discredit on what I do not, as if I pretended to settle anything as
true or false.  I unsettle all things.  No facts are to me sacred; none are
profane..."
    --Emerson; "Circles"

"This is what you shall do.  Love the earth, and sun, and animals, despise
riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy,
devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning
God, have patience and indulgence towards the people, take off your hat to
nothing known or unknown, or to any man or number of men; go freely with
powerful uneducated persons, and with the young, and mothers of families,
read these leaves in the open air every season of every year of your life;
re-examine all you have been told at school or church, or in any book, and
dismiss whatever insults your own soul."
    --Walt Whitman; preface to "Leaves of Grass"

"Things do not change; we change. Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts."
    --Thoreau

"Imitation is suicide"
    --Emerson

"Theres a broken bird in my playhouse and my dog is mooing like a cow."
    --Me

"Life's too short to F%$& a VCR"
    --Werd

"That which doesnt kill us makes us stronger"
    --Friederich Nietzsche

"Dude, Heavy inertia on that wave!"
    --Mr. Hladio - my Junior year physics teacher

"That's the freakin hillarioustest thing I've ever heard"
    --Alia

"Still waters run deep"
    --"The Glass Menagerie"

"P1:  You look nice all dressed up like that!
P2:  Thanks, I ran out of socks."
    --Some chick in my Physics class talkin about having to dress up (and wear nylons)

"I killed my wife.  Is that wrong?"
    --Steven King - Needful Things

"I got down a little bit"
    --Andy

"I pinky swear i hate you!"
    --Kim jokin around... she loves me   :)

"You're lucky my pants were at my knees."
    --Kim in the gym locker room

"So!  I blew on her hair!"
    --Michelle

"Oh my God!  I did like SO nothing this weekend!"
    --Some airhead at my school

"It cracked the heck up out of me!"
    --Michelle

"Guns don't kill people, people kill people"
    --Steven King - Needful Things

"Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out"
    --Steven King - Needful Things (may have been said prior to this novel)

"Why bother?  It's gonna hurt me.  It's gonna kill when you desert me. This happened to me twice before. It wont happen to me anymore."
    --Weezer

"A poem is never finished, only abandoned. "
    --Paul Valery

"It is better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and resolve all doubt."
    --Abraham Lincoln

"The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't being said."
    --Peter F. Drucker

"Sitting in class staring at the gum on the back of the chair in front of me, I get to thinkin' about life"
    --Me

"I believe in God, or something.  Not the God they all talked about.  I didn't seem to now or trust that God.  Mabye because it didn't look to me as if they did.  But whenever I shut up long enough and just listened, something would talk to me.  It still does if I just shut up and listen."
    --Carol Burnett

"Money can make anyone beautiful"
    --Daria (being sarcastic)

"I don't want to wear those pants!  They're pimpy!"
    --Marcie

"Psychic powers from a silver moon inside our heads"
    --Matt (aka. starmagic)

"...she felt in her heart (that secret repository where needs and fears elbowed eachother continuously like uncomfortable passengers in a crowed subway car)..."
    --Steven King

"And to think... I wore you're mole!"
    --Hot Shots 2

"Please remain in your teacups until the ride has come to a complete stop"
    --The chick running the teacup ride in DL

"I always thought I'd look back on the days I cried and laugh, but I never expected to look back at the days I laughed and cry."
    --Unknown

"What's the matter colonel Sanders? Chicken??"
    --Rick Moranis

"Fighting for peace is like f&%#ing for virginity."
    --Robert Heinlein

"We think caged birds sing when indeed they cry."
    --John Webster

"Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a sh*t. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the *ss. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his *ss got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the schrapnel in his *ss is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president."
    --Good Will Hunting  (I know it's a little more than a "quote" but I love it)