"I'm gonna take my coat off... [crowd cheers].. dont cheer for that, its retarded"
"Whats up punks?"
"This next ones el scorcho [crowd goes crazy, weezer plays Don't Let Go]"
"Fried chipmunks....... porque"
"[said in a nerdy voice at the end of a song] Thaaanks guyyys"
" 'Ello chit'lin "
"Whats up punks?"
"Punks need to get off my jock" (not sure about this one)
"[singing] Can you take.... me.... hiiiiigher....."
"Silence my children"
"Yeeeaaahhh Boooyyy"
"This one's for my girl Britney.
I love you baby."
[Britney Spears was staying
in the same hotel as weezer]
"Watch out... you gotta watch
your back...you never know what's around the corner... some days are better
than other days- look out."
"Watch out- you're gonna
get steamrolled!"
"You gon' get it right in
yo' face... right in tha' face..."
"What? Turn up the bass drum?"
"Yes, me and you. You and
me. We're happy."
"My stupid monitors weren't
working, and I forgot to put my glasses on... but everything's back to
normal now [breathes sigh of relief]"
"Dont fall over baby"
"This dope knows.....No pulling
fast ones, You'll get smacked down"
"Get out of my way sucka"
"Whats wrong with you? You
weezer fans or something?"
"Everybody say HAAAAYO!
[crowd responds] Thanks, I've never done that before"
"This is a funky evening"
"This is an interesting crowd
tonght"
"I'm getting some killer
lingerie thrown up here, did you guys get any yet?"
"Blah blah blah, here's another
song."
"Watch out, we're gonna clear
the floor with this one."
"Rangers or Celtic?"
"All you heterosexuals better
leave the room"
"This next song is from our
new album, all killer, no filler"
"Yeah baby! We in da house"
"Ok, so we're gonna play
one more song and then we're gonna leave [sounds of disappointment
from crowd] then you guys are gonna cheer, then we're gonna come
back out and play another song."
"It's fried chicken time"
"This time we are prepared
like ninjas"
"[To Scott] Thanks
for being here tonight, Scott." Scott replied, "Hey, thank
you for coming, too."
"[After one of the songs,
to his guitar] When I tell you to feedback, I want you to feedback!"
"Prepare to trip out."
"You like? You like?
[crowd goes mental] heh...I like you too"
"Focus.........concentrate.........use
the force........."
"This one goes out to all
the blokes"
"We had lobster yesterday....it
was weird"
"I have a craving for those
little donuts"
"Like my licks?"
"Thanks for coming to see
the goat"
"Tonight's the night we make
history."
"El who. El taco"
"Fantastic!"
"Happy birthday Brian Bell.
This show goes out to you, my brother"
"What's up with the
extremely hot photographer chicks in front....I'm a little distracted"
"Those photographer chicks
are gone...I must march onward"
"Let's hear it for hip-hop"
"Hey everyone, Karl is filming
tonight...make sure you look cool"
"It's time for the jonas
jam!"
"[takes a drink of water,
pauses] Gotta problem with that? [takes another sip]
Didn't think so"
"Do you say it wilkes-barrie
or wilkes-barr? Anyone speak english?"
"someone's been peeking at
the setlist"
"What's up Long Beach?......A
beach that's long?"
"Whats that burnin'....It's
burnt jamb"
"I don't know why I do the
things I do"
"Do you all want to make
a request? [crowd goes nuts] This songs probably not what you
want to hear"
"Who's my bitch?"
"Muchos gracias"
"Please people, Don't let
go"
"Oh, I f---ed up... [crowd
starts cheering] Maybe I should f--- up more often"
"Yeah.. wherever we are..."
"This is some cheese whiz"
"We're not Canadian."
"Alright yall get out yer
blunts and zigzags it's time to trip out...[after the song]... Enough trippin
out, back to the Rock"
"That was country-fried rock.
Now here's some emo."
"Rock on biotches"
"That looks dangerous...
stop that"
"[lots
of chanting for Pinkerton] Stop saying that."
"[after
Don't Let Go] Or let go, if you prefer"
"Whats
my name? [50 billion people: "RIVERS!!!!!!"] "No. You got it
wrong. [intro to My Name Is Jonas]"
"[crazy
fan: "I love you Rivers!!!"] No you dont"
"Smells/Sounds
kinda jungley in here"
"Hello,
city of champions. This song is in the key of F, the key of champions"
"This
place smells"
"It's
all about the cheddar"
"Sometimes
you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't"
"Here
we are, back with a vengeance"
"Why
does the event staff wear rubber gloves? What are they going to do
to you?"
"Barney
is singing about, dancing away the blues, while a racially balanced group
of mutant children twitch arrhythmically behind him. And you wonder why
rock stars throw TV sets from hotel-room windows."
"furry
little freaks "
"I
wish i were an alcoholic"
"In
mid-flight, I look across the aisle to discover Bobby, our new tour manager,
talking on the Airfone. He looks extremely pale. This worries me because
Bobby is black."
"Merci
beaucoup"
"Yee-haw"
"[crazed
fan jumps on Scott's back] Welcome to weezer"
"Whassup
peeps"
"Thanks
for the rad sombrero"
"Check
out my hook while the DJ revolves it"
"I
like the way you smack my ass"
"El
who?.....El Presidente?...."
"YEAH!
We got a girraffe!!!!!"
"Thank
you exclamation point"
"I
need the gibson... bring me my gibson [gets his gibson] now
THAT's the power of a gibson"