Haa! Like I actually
have any money for you. What do I look like?
Did
you ever wonder exactly who came up with the idea to put lines of paint
down the center of a road to organize traffic? I mean seriously.
Isn't it amazing how a simple little line of paint down the center of a
road can cause a billion cars to avoid hitting each other? I wonder
who exactly came up with that. And who
was the first person to invent stickers? Who would actually sit there
and think of putting a sticky substance on the back of a picture and calling
it a sticker? And what about staples?
How do they make such perfect little holes in the paper? If you would
hold a staple in your hand and try to push it through the paper there's
no way you could make such a perfect little hole.
And who came up with socks? I can see shoes.. cuz those cave people
probably wanted to keep all the rocks out of their feet and stuff so they
invented sandals. But why socks? To keep our ankles warm? If
you're in France and you want some french toast or french fries, would
you have to ask for french toast or just toast; french fries or just fries?
And whoever came up with the word cucumber? Whoever it was musta
been on crack. Okay, what if the world ended
right in the middle of gym class and you were stuck forever in your gym
clothes? Wouldn't that suck? So i think that we should not
take gym... ever, for reassurance that that will never happen.
Why do we have eyebrows? How do cameras
actually take pictures? How does that little squarish object manage
to make an exact copy of a persons face onto a piece of paper.
Oh yeah, and ya know how girls always complain that guys can take off their
shirts in the summer and not get arrested for indecent exposure?
Girls always say that its not fair that guys don't have to wear shirts,
but actually girls don't have to wear pants. How many chicks do you
know that walk around with pants under their dresses? So everything balances
out. When people get arrested for murder
I don't think they should be able to get off because they pleaded insanity.
Because if you think about it you'd have to be at least a little insane
in order to kill someone, therefor, every murderer is technically insane.
Pleading insanity is completely pointless.
Did you ever wonder what people would look like without feet? Feet
are really ugly (in my opinion) but you know how weird we'd look without
them? Isn't alfalfa the coolest word
you ever heard in your life? Its fun to say, fun to spell, and extremely
fun to type! alfalfa alfalfa alfalfa alfalfa.......Why
did those weirdo at disney never make a sequel to The Little Mermaid?
They coulda made an awesome sequal featuring the fat, pregnant, no longer
little, mermaid, Ariel, and then they coulda had her give birth to a mermaid,
and since Ariel is no longer a mermaid and she has legs, her baby would
have to be kept in a tank in the middle of their living room. Then
they coulda had the mafia come in and try to steal the baby and then they
coulda had a big action scene where that pansy wimp of a prince pulled
out an automatic and started doing flips and stuff and shooting all the
mafia guys. And then they coulda had Ariel do some Karate
kicks and stuff. That woulda been even better than the original!
Don't ya think? (I wrote this way before they came out with the sequal..
too bad their sequal is nothing like mine! grr) Wouldn't
it be weird if they had a such thing as clear socks? It would probably
be like wearing bubble wrap on your feet. But what if there was a
material that was see through that wasn't plasticky and was still warm?
Hmm... sounds like a get rich quick scheme. Wow....
it must suck to be a frog. You know
what would be really funny? If new-born babies were born with adult
teeth. Picture a tiny little baby with huge teeth all already grown
in. hahaha! Do you ever
think about bubbles? How do they stay so perfectly round? How
does the air inside of a thin layer of soap manage itself into a completely
round constant area? I like to play
with strings. And rubber bands. I like to tie my fingers together
and pretend I was born with my fingers attached together like that.
And I like to tie the strings really tight around my fingers so they turn
purple and blue and get really cold. Mom says I'm gonna make them
fall off "one of these days". Did you
ever wonder how we ever came about drinking milk? I mean... think
about it. One day some guy just decided to MILK A COW and then DRINK
IT?!?!??! SICK!!!!!!! Why are
needles so long if they only stick a little bit of it into your arm?
Did you ever look at the needles they have for blood tests and stuff?
They're really kinda long. But when they give you the blood test,
they only stick the tip of the needle into your arm. Why make them
long if they don't need nearly all of it? Did
you ever notice how on every tv show, they NEVER take off their shoes?
Why is that? Don't you hate it when
you yawn and your gum falls right out of your mouth? And for those
of you with long hair, doesn't it suck when it lands in your hair?! Whoever
decided that nakedness was art? What's
the deal with the word awful and awesome? How could Awful (full of
awe) mean something's bad, and AWEsome (some awe) mean something good?
Why is Sunday considered the FIRST day of
the week on calendars, when its actually the LAST day of the week?
It's the SEVENTH day, so it IS the last day of the week, plus, why would
the first day of the week be considered part of a weekEND?? Never
part your hair with a straight pin. I
think glass slippers would definitely suck. Cuz what if you saw a
giant spider crawling around, and, as a natural instinct, you stomped on
it really hard... and your glass slipper would shatter, and your foot would
go through it and probably get cut up pretty bad... don't you think that
would hurt? Okay, you know how people
use three dots to emphasize a pause in written speech.. Well what
if someone decided to name their kid with dots randomly thrown into the
middle of the name? What if your name was Jen...nifer or Mel....issa?
When people call your name would they have to pause half way through it?
Cuz if they didn't, they wouldn't really be calling YOUR name now would
they? What's the point of having suspected
criminals swear to tell the truth on the Holy Bible? First of all,
it says IN THE BIBLE not to swear by things.. It says not to swear at all
because you should just tell the truth. So swearing ON the Bible
seems very wrong. But besides that, if the person swearing on the
bible is actually guilty of something really bad, such as murder, what
good would making him/her swear on the bible do? He/She doesn't care
much about religion or God if he/she goes around breaking serious commandments,
ya know? And another thing I don't get
religiously.. Why do churches (most churches actually, not only Catholic)
hold services on Saturdays ANd Sundays? The commandment is to keep
holy the sabbath day. THE sabbath day. Not the sabbath days..
There can only be one sabbath day so why can't we make up our minds whether
it's the seventh day or the first day of the week?
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