MAE'S
PURITY TEST ANSWERS

SO, HOW "GOOD" OR "BAD" ARE YOU? *WINK*...

CLICK HERE TO TAKE THE "PURITY TEST"

Get One Point for each "NO". The More No's the better ( or Worse--Who knows).  Uh-oh, I scored a 13.... (Yes, I did it right, those were my "NO" answers!  I should be ashamed of myself.  *blush*   Wait 'til so hot hears this one!  I'll never lose the "JAT HO" nickname she gave me now, huh?   *giggle*...

I answered "no" to #79, because I've never "knowingly" had sex with a homosexual/bisexual person (although one was questionable, he denied it.   LOL...).  And, by the way, if #27 (using a stronger drug than marijuana or hash) includes non-recreational use, lower my score to "12".  And if #28 was meant to mean "fondled by a woman", lower it to "11".   LOL...

These are the answers to the purity test that were sent to me:

Angie (Ms. Lust) sent this test to me first.  She wrote: I scored 62....LOL

But, I'm assuming those "62" answers were your "yes" answers, giving you a "38", right?  Remember, I've seen you in action!  LOL...

Natural One wrote:

16.reached orgasm while necking um, maybe i'm not certian what necking is (that's one of those old folks'sayings ;), but how exactly does this happen?

24.used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance to sexual activity damn, this isn't fair to those that never needed to.  *grin*

69.??????? Well???? what the hell does this mean?

97.had an orgasm in a dream (this one is so sexist)  THAT is sexist?  ahem, women have wet dreams too, just not as frequently as men.  certainly more frequently than men swallowing semen.

93.tasted semen

94.simulated intercourse with an inanimate object.  i submit that _these_ are more sexist than that.  that being said, i don't think i like this test, makes me feel dirty.

NaturalOne  (who got a 76 :)

P.S.:  69.??????? Well???? what the hell does this mean?
ummm...  sorry, i just saw the number.  *grin*  sometimes i'm a little
slow.  make my score 77.  (which is coincidentally 8 more than 69. *smile*)

Nat, I'm assuming that "77" was supposed to be a "23".  *wink*... As you can see by my response above, I had trouble with a few of those questions, too!  I enjoyed your responses.  ~smile~...  especially, *8 more than 69*, LOL...

Lars wrote: .. ahemm .. well ..  29 ?  hehe .. umm..  Didn't it say that it was 1 point for every NO ?? .. lol ..  that would mean the lower the score.. the worse you've been .. hehe .. or am i wrong ?

Lars, yes, it was 1 point for every NO...  Yep, I was worse.  *blush*...  But you're younger than me.  It's just a matter of time, LOL...

Kittykitty wrote:  Son of a Gun Lars and Jen...in their twenties...I feel
bad!!!!!!! I got a 71!!!! Me and Nat One we must be ho's!!!! LOL So I'm not even gonna Forward it ..Im too embarrassed! *blushing* I guess i can't go up for sainthood eh? Hehehe

Anna, I'm assuming that "71" should have been a "29".  You can relax now, I got a lower score.  I'm definitely going to "hell" without sainthood.  *cringe*....  LOL...

PJ wrote:  I'm beyond blushing.......I scored an 85.  I found it easier to score by what I hadn't done and then subtracting from 100.  Guess that's the joy of the good old days, when I wasn't so good or so old.  *grin*

PJ, with a corrected score of "15", gotta love the "good ole' days", huh?  *wink*.  By the way, PJ wanted to know which two I did that she didn't do.  She guessed one, I'm not tellin' the other one.  *giggle*...

Trevor wrote:  well . . . . i'm not as bad as the 71's and 85's . . . . but not aslucky as the 20's . . . . . . right in the middle at 45 !    not too bad . . .  lol

Trevor only scored a "45"!?!   Girls, we have to corrupt Trevor a little more...  *wink*

Polter wrote:  91 here... damn you guys need to get busy...

Polter, geez, I'm assuming by your response of peeps having to "get busy", that your score of "91" was actually a "9"!  OMG!  You've been busier than me!  Whew!  LOL...

Alexis wrote:  I was blushing with a 82 till I saw PJ was higher...lol  Me and her must have had some good 'ol days *wink*..  P.S. Damn am I DUMBBBBBBBBBB a point for every NO....I got 18 NOT 82...LMAO

Alexis, I see you enjoyed some "good ole' days, too!  *giggle*...  You can really stop blushing now, though.  I got a lower score than PJ.  LOL...

Marcus wrote:  Damn...  I only got 58...  I guess I'm not a big perv after all!!!!  lol

Marcus, I'm disappointed!  LOL...  I would have sworn you'd score lower than me!  *giggle*...  (just kidding...)

Taslle wrote:  ... ahemm .. well ..  14 ?  did you beat me.... lol....  now guess which ones i didn't do....LOL hehe ..  umm..

Taslle, umm...  I beat ya.  LOL...  Hmm, I wonder which one you didn't do that I did.  LOL...  I bet I know, but I'm not tellin'... he he he...

Pleasure Master wrote: Well I could only tie with Teresa at 14 but after the Labor day party at my favorite club I'll bring it to 12. After that is taboo

Pleasure Master, I guess you'll have me beat after Labor Day then, huh? LOL...

Maria eight (Hot Babe) wrote: Thanks for sending on the site about the purity test. Was a riot to read! I received some scores, but thought I must be a baaaaad girl, since they all seemed to score in the high numbers. Should have figured they all didnt read the directions. ;-) Oh, by the way, I got a 31.....doesnt look so bad anymore....after you corrected the others. ;-) k

Maria, I'm glad you enjoyed this... Yep, you're not so bad! Just look at Jule's score and you'll feel much better. LOL...

Jules wrote: I GOT AN EIGHT Y'ALL.... THAT'S THE LOWEST SCORE I'VE SEEN SO FAR... FaKeR, I am your current champ! I got an 8! I guess that Presidential bid in 2004 is out of the question, eh? ROTF! It was a blast taking this... Love ya! ...JULES

Jules..... *giggle*.... Whew! somebody lower than me! what a relief! Oh, hell, Jules, you'll win the presidential election by a landslide! Look how far Clinton has gotten! LOL...

Margarita Sweetlips wrote: I scored 28 ....LOL damn you people are trying to get all my info on me ...lol

Sweetlips... It sure looks that way doesn't it? But did you tell the truth? *raising one eyebrow*... (*just kidding*) *giggle*...

Kittykitty wrote: I guess when i did the purity email ......i did it wrong.... Huuked on foniks is a bad thing people...LOL Anyway.....i had 71 yes so that would make 29 no's...so i guess im not quite as bad as i thought i was :-) *evil grin* or am i????? No matter....I love these fun little tests...I hope they keep coming!! You guys have a great and wonderful day *kisses* Anna

Anna... Seems like lots of folks are using "Huuked on foniks" with ya! LOL... You have a great and wonderful day, too! *kisses* and *hugs*

Pacman wrote: Um, er, well, uh, I got a 16. Is that good or bad (or good -n- bad!)? I'm a baaaad boy!! I gonna getta wippin'! HEHEHEHE

Pacman... I was baaaaadder! (or was I gooder? ...he he he) I'm gonna get a bigger wippin'! And I bet I never get out of the confessional... *giggle*...

Throbbing Cock wrote: i scored about a 90 ~sainthood is instantly denied ron~ ~laugh~

Ron... a score of 90? You meant a ""10", right? You were supposed to count your "no" answers! Well, with my "13", I've been denied Sainthood, too! See you in hell! LOL...

And for the record, I hope no one gets lower than a three on this test.
~smile~...

This was fun.  Thanks for sending me this one.  But now I think I have to go to "confession"...   LOL...

Love you all!

*hugs* and *kisses*,

Mae

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