oh now, on to women, life's perfect creatures. made of sugar and spice and everything nice. truth is, these sweet ladies are every bit as bad as the opposite sex, but with a slight sexual advantage. unlike men, women can easily flaunt themselves to get attention, to get off easy (another bad unintentional pun), or to get certain, uhh, benefits. a woman can bat her eyes when she's in trouble and more often than not, get away with the crime. now in some cases this might not be true, say if the woman's eyelashes were tragically burnt off in a forest fire or some other bizarre circumstance. women are always pressing forward to "take back what's theirs" in society, but the more they get, deep down, the less they want it. i think that every woman, deep in their heart, wishes things could go back to the way they were. i think all women have those days when they wish all they had to do was stay at home and clean, cook, etc. now know what all you damn feminists are saying. "spoken like a true man. you asshole!" well... no. i actually quoted that from a woman, about wishing things were old-fashioned. now that might not mean not being able to vote and such, i think everyone is entitled to those rights. but i mean, basically, the lifestyles they lived were different then, and things seemed to make, well, maybe more sense. then again maybe not. sexism. hah. it's not sexist to laugh at some girl who wants to play football. you'd laugh at anything out of the ordinary. if some guy wanted to be in sewing class (assuming he was straight), i mean, c'mon, you'd laugh at him. so there's that, women suck.