Best Friend
A man was feeling very depressed and walked into
a bar and ordered a triple scotch.
As the bartender poured the drink he
remarked "That's quite a heavy drink. What's wrong?"
After
quickly downing his drink, the man replies "I got home and found my wife in
bed with my best friend."
"Wow" exclaimed the bartender,
as he poured the man a second triple. "No wonder you need a stiff drink.
The second triple is on the house."
As the man downed his second
drink, the bartender asks him "What did you do?"
"I walked
over to my wife" the man replies "looked her straight in the eye and
told her that we were through and to pack her stuff and get the hell
out."
"That makes sense." said the bartender, "but
what about your best friend?"
The man replied, "I walked over
to him, looked him right in the eye and said 'BAD DOG!' "
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