Bologna Again!
An Irishman, a Mexican and an Alabama redneck were doing construction work
on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and
the Irishman said, " Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef
and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this
building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,
"Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off,
too."
The Alabama redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna
again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping
too."
Next day - The Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef
and cabbage and jumps to his death. the Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito
and jumps too. The Alabama redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps
to his death also.
At the funeral - The Irishman's wife is weeping. She
says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I
never would have given it to him again!
The Mexican's wife also weeps and
says " I could have given him two tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he
hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Alabama
redneck's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his
own lunch!"
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