Father Of Many
An old Jewish man was once on the subway and he
sat down next to a younger man. He noticed that the young man had a
strange kind of shirt collar. Having never seen a priest before, he asked
the man, "Excuse me sir, but why do you have your shirt collar on
backwards?"
The priest became a bit flustered but politely answered,
"I wear this collar because I am a Father."
The Jewish man thought a second and responded,
"Sir I am also a Father but I wear my collar front-ways. Why do you wear
your collar so differently?"
The priest thought for a minute and
said "Sir, I am the Father for many."
The Jewish man quickly
answered, "I am the Father of many, too. I have four sons, four daughters
and more grandchildren than I can count. Still, I wear my collar just like
everybody else. Why do you wear it your way?"
The priest who
was beginning to get exasperated thought and then blurted out, "Sir, I am
the Father to hundreds of people."
The Jewish man was taken aback
and was silent for a long time. As he got up to leave the subway train, he
leaned over to the priest and said, "Mister, maybe you should wear your
pants backwards."
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