"What do you need the money
for?"
"I want to get a new
pad," said Kermit.
"And how much do you
need?"
"Oh, about a million should do
it."
"Do you have any collateral?
Or any references?" Mr. Paddywhack asked.
The frog replied, "All I have
is this pink elephant", as he took the perfectly formed statue from his
pocket. "But I do know the bank manager."
"Let me check with him,
then," replied Mr Paddywhack as he took off with the elephant.
"Sir, there's a frog in my
office who wants a loan for a million dollars, and all he has is this pink
elephant for collateral What is this thing, anyway?"
The bank manager replied (in a
somewhat sing-song voice):
"It's a knick-knack,
"Paddywhack.
"Give the frog a
loan.
"His old man's a Rolling
Stone."
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