It was Christmas time and there was a man down on his luck and unable to buy his wife a present. He was feeling pretty low so he decided to go out drinking. He walks into this tavern and sees a jarful of cash on the bar. He asks the bartender what the jar of cash is for and the bartender says "If you can make my horse laugh, you win the money." So, the man walks around back of the tavern, whispers in the horses ear and the horse starts laughing and snorting and stomping his hooves. The man walks back into the tavern and takes the jar of cash and was very happy that he was going to be able to get his wife something for Christmas.

A few weeks later, the same man walks into the tavern and sees another jar of cash on the bar. He asks the bartender what the jar of cash is for this time and the bartender says "My horse hasn't stopped laughing since you were in here last and if you can make my horse stop laughing you win the money."

So the man walks around the back of the tavern and everyone hears the loudest sobbing and crying coming from the horse. The man walks up to the bar and reaches for the jar of cash. "Hold on a minute, says the bartender. I've gotta know what you said to that horse."

"Well," says the man, "the first time I came in, I told him that my dick was bigger than his."

"And the second time?" Asked the bartender.

"I showed him." said the man.

 

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