What Girls say...
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...what they mean.
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What Guys say...
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...what they mean.
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Can't we just be friends?
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There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.
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It is just orange juice, try it.
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3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.
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I just need some space...
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...without you in it.
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She's kind of cute.
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I want to bang her till I am blue.
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Can you help me with my homework?
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If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.
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I don't know if I like her
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She won't blow me
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Do I look fat in this dress?
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We haven't had a fight in a while.
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I need you.
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My hand is tired.
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No, pizza's fine.
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Cheap bastard.
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I had her.
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I had (wet dreams about) her all week.
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I just do not want a boyfriend now.
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I just do not want (you as) a boyfriend now.
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I really want to get to know you better
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...so I can tell my friends about it
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I don't know; what do you want to do?
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I can't believe that you have nothing planned.
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How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?
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Is my penis really that small?
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Come here.
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My puppy does this too.
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You're the only girl I've ever cared about.
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You are the only girl who has not rejected me.
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I like you but...
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I don't like you.
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I want you back
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...for tonight anyway.
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You never listen.
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You never listen.
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We've been through so much together never.
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If it was not for you, I would have lost my virginity.
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We're moving too quickly.
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I am not going to sleep with you
until I find out if this guy in Bio
has a girlfriend.
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I miss you so much.
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I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good.
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I'll be ready in a minute.
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I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.
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No, I do not want to dance right now.
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Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on.
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Oh, no, I will pay for myself.
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I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch.
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The break-up should not start for another 24 hours.
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I want to have sex a few more times.
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Oh Yes! Right there
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Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.
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I am different from all the other guys.
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I am not circumsized.
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I'm just going out with the girls.
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We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your freinds.
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Of course you're not fat.
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Not fat, exactly.....
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There's no one else.
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I am doing your Brother.
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There's no one else.
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I'm doing your Sister.
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Size doesn't count...
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unless I want an orgasm.
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Of course I don't want sex with her.
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I wonder if she screams as loud as you do?
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