She's a Virgin!

     A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal
     shop and asks for a white dress.

     "You can't wear white.", reminds the sales clerk, "You've been
     married three times already."

     "Of course I can, I'm a virgin!", says the bride. "Impossible!",
     says the sales clerk.

     "Unfortunately not.",  the bride explained, "My first husband
     was a psychologist.  "All he wanted to do was talk about it."

     "My second  husband was a gynecologist.  All he wanted to do was
     look at it."

     "My third husband was a stamp collector.... God I miss him."