Moses' account of The Creation, as told in the book of Gensis, is so
familiar and so entrenched in our cultural heritage that many accept as
actual historic fact the assertion that Eve was created from one of Adam's
ribs.
Science has railed against such simple beliefs for centuries.
Last week, at a dig in the escarpments along the western shore of the Dead
Sea, archaeologists uncovered ancient, original texts that predate Moses'
writings by 1,300 years. Translated, their account of life's beginnings on
earth are much more scientifically plausible. "...and God created Woman,
giving her three breasts to succor her young. And God spoke, saying to
her, "I have created thee as I see fit, but mine is no longer the only
opinion in the universe (sigh). Is there anything about thee that thou would
prefer differently?"
And Women spoke, saying, "Lord, I am not made to
birth whole litters; I do not need but two breasts."
And God said,
"Thou speak wisely, as I have created thee with wisdom."
There was a
loud crack and a lingering odor of ozone, and it was done: Woman stood,
holding her third breast in her hand.
"Now just what am I gonna do
with this useless boob?" Women asked.
And so it was, God created
Man.
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