Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They
climb up a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The
first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them
on.
The second guy says, "What are you doing?"
He replies, "I
figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll jump down and make a run for
it."
The second guy says, "Are you crazy? You can't out run a bear."
The first guy says, "I don't have to out run the bear... I only
have to out run you!!"
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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