A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He
was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did
his employees. None of the hospital staff want to have anything to do with
him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into
his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."
After
complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms
and opened his mouth.
"No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, but for this
reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer."
This started another round
of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his rear-end. After
feeling the nurse insert the thermometer he heard her announce, "I have to
get something, now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
She
leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath
as he hears people walking past his door laughing. After almost an hour, the
man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the
doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter Doc? Haven't you
ever seen someone having their temperature taken? After a pause, the doctor
confesses, "Well, no. I guess I haven't. Not with a carnation anyway."
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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