Bill and Hillary are out driving in the country near Hillary's
hometown.
They are low on fuel, so Bill pulls into a gas station for a
fill-up.
The attendant comes out and begins to pump gas into the first
couple's tank. As he is doing this, he looks into the passenger
window.
"Hey, Hillary. We used to date in high school, do you
remember me?" he asks.
They chat for a few minutes, Bill pays
and the First Couple leaves. As they drive Bill is feeling very proud of
himself and looks over at Hillary. "You used to date that guy? Just
think what it would be like if you had married him," he says
smugly.
Hillary looks at Bill and shrugs. The she replies,
"Well I guess you'd be pumping gas and he would be the President."
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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