Did You Hear About The Blonde That...
Took her new scarf back to the
store because it was too tight.
Couldn't learn to water ski because
she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Can't work in a pharmacy
because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter.
Was trapped on an
escalator for hours when the power went out.
Couldn't call 911 because
there is no 11 on any phone button.
When asked what the capital of
California was; answered 'C'.
Burnt her nose bobbing for
French-fries.
Baked a turkey for 3½ days because the instructions said
½ hour per pound and she weighed 125.
Can't make Kool-Aid because 8
cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
Hates M&M's because
they are so hard to peel.
Changes the baby's diaper only once a month
because the label said 'good for up to 20 pounds'.
What goes
'vroom-screech-vroom-screech-etc? A blonde at a flashing red light.
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