Two Frenchmen walk into a pet store. Right away they go over to
the
exotic bird section. Jean-Marc says to Jean-Pierre "Dats them".
The
store clerk comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yea , we'll take
four of dem dere bird in dat cage up dere" says
Jean-Marc, "Put dem in a
paper bag".
The clerk does and the two guys leave the store. They get
into
Jean-Marc's truck and drive for three hours until they are high
up
in the hills and stop at the face of a large cliff with a 500 foot
drop.
"Dis look like a good place eh?" says Jean-Pierre.
"Oh
yea! Dis it look good" replied Jean-Marc.
They flip a coin and
Jean-Marc wins the toss, "Tabernac! I
guess me I got to go first eh?" says
Jean-Pierre.
Jean-Pierre takes two birds out of the bag, places them
on his
shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Jean-Marc watches as
his
buddy drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few
seconds
followed by a "SPLAT". The birds, amazed at their good luck,
fly
away to freedom.
As Jean-Marc looks over the cliff he shakes
his head and says.
"Alors! Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for
me!!!!"
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"You will never
find time for anything.
If you want time you must make it."
- Charles
Buxton
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