Arachnoleptic fit - n., the frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
Beelzebug - n., Satan in the
form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot
be cast out.
Bozone - n., the substance surrounding stupid people that
stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Cashtration - n., the
act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an
indefinite period.
Caterpallor - n., the color you turn after finding
half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
Decaflon - n., the grueling
event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for
you.
Dopelar effect - n., the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when you come at them rapidly.
Extraterrestaurant - n., an eating
place where you feel you've been abducted and experimented upon. Also known
as an ET-ry.
Grantartica - n., the cold, isolated place where art
companies dwell without funding.
Hemaglobe - n., the bloody state of
the world.
Intaxication - n., euphoria at getting a tax refund, which
lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Kinstirpation
- n., a painful inability to move relatives who come to
visit.
Lullabuoy - n., an idea that keeps floating into your head and
prevents you from drifting off to sleep.
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