1. Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them
out.
2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa bill.
3. Pop some
popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says, "Have a nice
day," tell them you have other plans.
5. Forget the Diet Center and
send yourself a candygram.
6. Put your toddler's clothes on him
backwards and send him off to preschool as if nothing was wrong.
7.
Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman
numerals.
8. Tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead.
9. Tape
pictures of your boss to watermelons and launch them from high
places.
10. Leaf through National Geographic and draw underwear on the
natives.
11. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the
next day.
12. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
13. Drive to
work in reverse.
14. Relax by mentally reflecting on your favorite
episode of the "Flintstones" during that important finance
meeting.
15. Refresh yourself. Put your tongue on a cold steel
guardrail.
16. Polish your car with ear wax.
17. Read the
dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
18. Start a nasty
rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
19. Bill
your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room.
20. Braid the
hairs in each nostril.
21. Write a short story, using alphabet
soup.
22. Lie on your back eating celery....using your navel as a salt
dipper.
23. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend
that you're in jail. Scream, "Let me out!!!!"
24. Make up a language
and ask people for directions.
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