Attention Children:
The Bathroom Door is Closed!
Please do not
stand here and talk, whine, or ask questions. Wait until I get
out.
Yes, it is locked. I want it that way. It is not broken, I am not
trapped.
I know I have left it unlocked, and even open at times, since
you were born, because I was afraid some horrible tragedy might occur while I
was in there, but it's been 10 years and I want some PRIVACY.
Do not
ask me how long I will be. I will come out when I am done.
Do not
bring the phone to the bathroom door.
Do not go running back to the
phone yelling "She's in the BATHROOM!"
Do not begin to fight as soon
as I go in.
Do not stick your little fingers under the door and wiggle
them. This was funny when you were two.
Do not slide pennies, Legos,
or notes under the door. Even when you were two, this got a little
tiresome.
If you have followed me down the hall talking, and are still
talking as you face this closed door, please turn around, walk away, and wait
for me in another room. I will be glad to listen to you when I am
done.
And yes, I still love you.
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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