A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his
wife.
She rushed in and said, "What is it, honey?"
He told her
to run and get the bible as soon as possible. Being a religious woman, she
thought this was a good idea. She ran and got it, prepared to read him his
favorite verse or something of the sort.
He snatched it from her and
began quickly scanning pages, his eyes darting right and left.
The
wife was curious. "What are you doing, honey?" she asked.
"I'm looking
for loopholes!" he shouted.
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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