How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do
the dishes?
Both of them.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to
fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions
What do men
and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of
becoming a human being.
How does a man show that he is planning for
the future?
He buys two cases of beer
What is the difference
between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
Why are blonde
jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
How many men does it take
to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never
happened.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring
and good looking?
They already have boyfriends.
Why are married
women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the
fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to
the fridge.
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote
control between his toes.
What did God say after creating Adam?
I
must be able to do better than that.
What did God say after creating
Eve?
Practice makes perfect.
Man says to God: "God, why did you
make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God,"
the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love
you."
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes and its
our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into
something you'd want to have dinner with.
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
[Guest-Sign] [Guest-View] [Email]