Once there was a boy who had a very old outhouse in his back yard. Next to the outhouse was a little lake. One day the boy decides to tip it over... right into the lake.

That night the boy's father told him the story of George Washington and the cherry tree. The boy then confesses to his father, "All right, Dad, I'll tell you the truth. I was the one that tipped the outhouse over."

So the father started spanking the boy.

The boy said, "I told the truth like president Washington, so why are you spanking me?"

The Father said, "George Washington's father wasn't IN the cherry tree when he chopped it down!"

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