A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a
pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom when
her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
"Quick," said the woman to her
lover, "into the closet!"
She bundled him in to the closet stark
naked. The husband however became suspicious, and after a search of the
bedroom discovered the man in the closet.
"Who are you?" he asked the
man.
"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone."
"What are you doing
in there?"
"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of
moths."
"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
The
man looked down at himself and said, "Those little monsters!"
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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