Have this near your phone so that when the next telemarketer calls you can entertain them while they are giving their speech.

Commas (,) pauses
Hyphens (-) held notes

Song / Numbers

Mary Had A Little Lamb
    3212333,222,133,212333322321
           or
    3212333,222,133,3212333322321
           or
    3212333,222,399,3212333322321

Jingle Bells
    333,333,39123,666-663333322329,333,333,39123,666-6633,399621
          or
    333,333,39123,666,6633,3332232,9,333,333,39123,666,66333399621

Frere Jacques
    1231,1231,369,369,9*9631,9*9631,111,111
          or
    4564,4564,69#,69#,#*#964,#*#964,414,414

Olympic Fanfare
    3-9-91231,2222-32112312,3-9-91231,2222-32112321

The Butterfly Song
    963,23621,3693236236932362,963,23621
    112,163,112,196,110,8521,008,121

Generic Arabian tune
    453 54 4569564 459 9#95458 8987 453 54

Way Down Upon the Swanee River
    321321045,6842,321321945,654224

Auld Lang Syne
    8444684891439#