Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the
second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own
bungee-jumping service in Mexico."
The second guy thinks this is a
great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a
tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to
Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the
tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to
watch them at work.
The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the
cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few
cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able to catch him, he
falls again, bounces and comes back up again.
This time, he is bruised
and bleeding. Again,the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and
bounces back up.
This time, he comes back pretty messed up - he's got
a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the second guy
finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord
too long?"
The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the
hell is a pinata?
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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