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Poor Bob and the Lottery


Poor Bob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help....

"God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery."

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins.

Poor Bob decides to pray again, "God please let me win the lottery. I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lotto night comes again and poor Bob still has no luck!

"My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask for your help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lottery this one time so I can get my life back in order?"

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open up and he hears the thundering voice of God himself. "Bob! You gotta meet me half way on this one. Buy a ticket!"

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