or 'How To Tell If You Don't Have A Good Secretary'
She has a hard
time alphabetizing a bag of M&Ms.
She doesn't get the hang of Post-it
Notes.
You have to frequently scrape White-Out off her computer
monitor.
At the board meeting for which she is recording the minutes,
she stops the proceedings to ask, "What did fatso say?"
Your customers
come around only during her lunch period; they peek around the door asking,
"Is the coast clear?"
Whe she gets low on typing paper she asks you
what to do; you tell her to use copy paper. She then takes a blank piece of
typing paper, puts it into the copy machine and makes 10 copies.
She
rolls her hosiery to just below the knee and keeps it there by tying it in a
knot.
The Ringling Brothers Clown College announces that she has won a
prize for her original make-up.
She tries to fax chocolate chip
cookies to her daughter in college.
She staples her thumbs together
more frequently than once a week.
Types 60 words per minute..... but
not in English.
She wears White-Out for nail polish.
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