A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know
which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register.
There is a Wal-Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades
on.
She says, "Excuse me sir...can you tell me anything about
this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am I'm blind but if you will drop it
on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the
sound that it makes."
She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the
counter anyway.
He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202
reel and 10 lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's
$20.00".
She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by
the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking
for so I'll take it."
He walks behind the counter to the register, and
in the meantime the woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but then
realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her.. being blind he
wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
He rings up the
sale and says, "That will be $25.50."
She says, "But didn't you say it
was $20.00?"
He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck
call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is
$2.50.
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I have always been delighted at
the prospect of a new day, a
fresh try, one more start, with
perhaps a bit of magic waiting
somewhere behind the morning.
--J. B. Priestly
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