A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot.
They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small
lake.
Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes
and jumped in the water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few
berries while enjoying their "freedom."
As they were crossing an open
area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town. Unable to get to
their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and
the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.
After the ladies
had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest
asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates.
The
rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, its my face
they would recognize."
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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