Women: Cats' facial expressions
Men: Why, in the long run,
it's important to agree with her that, yes, look, her cat is smiling. (Even
though it isn't. And can't.)
Women: The need for the same style of
shoes in different colors
Men: How three outfits can last you
a lifetime
Women: Why bean sprouts aren't just
weeds
Men: If it doesn't have meat, it's not really a
sandwich
Women: Fat clothes
Men: The sweet, familiar
embrace of 10 year old torn underwear
Women: Taking a car trip without
trying to beat your best time
Men: Why it's important to leave
as early in the morning as possible (The perfect car trip starts at 12:01
AM)
Women: The differences between beige, off-white, eggshell and
cream
Men: The difference between Phillips, Hex, Slotted,
Square, and TORX screwdrivers
Women: Cutting your bangs to make them
grow
Men: $5 Haircuts
Women: Eyelash
curlers
Men: Hunting
Women: The inaccuracy of every
bathroom scale ever made
Men: Waking up each and every
morning, looking at yourself in the mirror and thinking, "My God, how is it
possible that I keep getting THAT much better looking each
day!"
Women: Other women
Men: Dogs
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