* Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree.
*
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For
example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't
hurt.
* Reason to smile: Every seven minutes of every day, someone in
an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
* The best way to keep kids at
home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere...and let the air out of their
tires.
* Families are like fudge...mostly sweet with a few
nuts.
* Middle age is when you choose cereal for the fiber, not the
toy.
* The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
*
If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts.
* Eat a live
toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest
of the day.
* You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your
shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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