"The Law of Volunteering"
If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had
better let him lead.
"The Law of Avoiding Oversell"
When putting
cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
"The Law of
Common Sense"
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
"The Law of
Reality"
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to
lose.
"The Law of Self Sacrifice"
When you starve with a tiger, the
tiger starves last.
"The Law of Motivation"
Creativity is great,
but plagiarism is faster.
"Boob's Law"
You always find something in
the last place you look.
"Weiler's Law"
Nothing is impossible for
the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
"Law of Probable
Dispersal"
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly
distributed.
"Law of Volunteer Labor"
People are always available
for work in the past tense.
"Conway's Law"
In any organization
there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be
fired.
"Iron Law of Distribution"
Them that has, gets.
"Law
of Cybernetic Entomology"
There is always one more bug.
"Law of
Drunkenness"
You can't fall off the floor.
"Heller's Law"
The
first myth of management is that it exists.
"Osborne's
Law"
Variables won't; constants aren't.
"Main's Law"
For every
action there is an equal and opposite government program.
"Weinberg's
Second Law"
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote
programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed
civilization.
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